If you wanted truth in advertising...

[Matthias]

... what would you come up with for team slogans? I was thinking about the Twins who, a few years back, had the slogan: "The Minnesota Twins: Get to know 'em!"

Given their past few years, I thought this season they should go with: "The Minnesota Twins: Get to know their trade value!!!"

Anyone else have ideas for franchise mottos?

[Texans13]

Haha nice one.


Heres the two that came to my head right away.

The Florida Marlins: Don't get attached to the players. We're just gunna trade 'em in a few years.

The New York Yankees: We don't win world series. We buy them!

[silverZ]

The Toronto Bluejays: 3rd place isn't so bad.

[GotowarMissAgnes]

Baltimore Orioles: "Joining Pittsburgh in the Circle of Despair"

[neoforce]

Cincinnati Reds: Youth and Dusty, Perfect Together?!?!

[Apollo]

Cleveland Indians: It's your last chance to see C.C. before he signs with the Yankees!

[Big Pimpin]

Mariners: This is your front office on drugs!

[thedude]

The Chicago Cubs: Ruining Your Summer Since 1908.

[Howie]

LA Angels - "We wanna be l.a." (said with a mexican accent)

[Grounded Polo]

For 2007, the Mets' slogan was "Your Season Has Come."

Of course, it ended up more like Your Season Has Come and went horribly wrong.