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If you wanted truth in advertising...

Postby Matthias » Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:17 pm

... what would you come up with for team slogans? I was thinking about the Twins who, a few years back, had the slogan: "The Minnesota Twins: Get to know 'em!"

Given their past few years, I thought this season they should go with: "The Minnesota Twins: Get to know their trade value!!!"

Anyone else have ideas for franchise mottos?
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Re: If you wanted truth in advertising...

Postby Texans13 » Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:23 pm

Haha nice one.


Heres the two that came to my head right away.

The Florida Marlins: Don't get attached to the players. We're just gunna trade 'em in a few years.

The New York Yankees: We don't win world series. We buy them! ;-D
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Re: If you wanted truth in advertising...

Postby silverZ » Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:27 pm

The Toronto Bluejays: 3rd place isn't so bad.
Here's the pitch on the way, a swing and a belt! Left field! Way back! BLUE JAYS WIN!
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Postby GotowarMissAgnes » Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:35 pm

Baltimore Orioles: "Joining Pittsburgh in the Circle of Despair"
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Postby neoforce » Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:39 pm

Cincinnati Reds: Youth and Dusty, Perfect Together?!?!
There are a few things with the New York Yankees that never change. That's pride, tradition, and most of all, we have the greatest fans in the world. -Derek Jeter, 9/21/08 -- last words from old Yankee Stadium
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Postby Apollo » Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:44 pm

Cleveland Indians: It's your last chance to see C.C. before he signs with the Yankees!
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Postby Big Pimpin » Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:45 pm

Mariners: This is your front office on drugs!
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Postby thedude » Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:49 pm

The Chicago Cubs: Ruining Your Summer Since 1908.
"I do not think baseball of today is any better than it was 30 years ago... I still think Radbourne is the greatest of the pitchers." John Sullivan 1914-Old athletes never change.
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Postby Howie » Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:18 pm

LA Angels - "We wanna be l.a." (said with a mexican accent)
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Re: If you wanted truth in advertising...

Postby Grounded Polo » Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:22 pm

For 2007, the Mets' slogan was "Your Season Has Come."

Of course, it ended up more like Your Season Has Come and went horribly wrong. !+)
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