Friday Funny

[prodpaul]

Actual Classified Ads from newspapers--
--FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
--FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
--GERMAN SHEPHERD…85 LBS.; NEUTERED; SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE!
--FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT...BEEN OUT AWHILE. BETTER BE REWARD.
--SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
--NORDIC TRACK--$300…HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
--GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
--NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
--TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7-$9 PER HOUR.
--OPEN HOUSE--BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON: FREE COFFEE & DONUTS.
--FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

[Sox FANatic001]

nice...i like the rat-dog one and the encyclopedia one

[trevisc]

I love the encyclopedia one!

my wife got a good laugh out of it as well


thanks prodpaul!

[Madison]

--NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.

Hahahaha! Oops!

[DieHardCubbie]

LOL...

[Andy1234]

--SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

I hate when people use them on the sunny days

--TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7-$9 PER HOUR.

Had to be a typo, but still very funny

--NORDIC TRACK--$300…HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.

LMAO, one of the funniest things I've seen in a while