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Postby prodpaul » Fri Feb 20, 2004 9:09 am

Actual Classified Ads from newspapers--
--FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
--FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
--GERMAN SHEPHERD…85 LBS.; NEUTERED; SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE!
--FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT...BEEN OUT AWHILE. BETTER BE REWARD.
--SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
--NORDIC TRACK--$300…HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
--GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
--NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
--TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7-$9 PER HOUR.
--OPEN HOUSE--BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON: FREE COFFEE & DONUTS.
--FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Fri Feb 20, 2004 10:57 am

nice...i like the rat-dog one and the encyclopedia one :-b :-b
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Postby trevisc » Fri Feb 20, 2004 11:18 am

I love the encyclopedia one!

my wife got a good laugh out of it as well


thanks prodpaul!
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Postby Madison » Fri Feb 20, 2004 1:13 pm

--NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.


Hahahaha! Oops! :*)
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sat Feb 21, 2004 3:47 pm

LOL... ;-D
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Re: Friday Funny

Postby Andy1234 » Thu Feb 26, 2004 6:07 am

prodpaul wrote: --SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
I hate when people use them on the sunny days

prodpaul wrote:--TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7-$9 PER HOUR.
Had to be a typo, but still very funny

prodpaul wrote:--NORDIC TRACK--$300…HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
LMAO, one of the funniest things I've seen in a while
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