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Re: struggling to find the humor in this (Kaz Matsui)

Postby BitterDodgerFan » Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:15 am

i thought i'd never see the word "anus" in an injury report:

Mar 14 Alyson Footer, of Astros.MLB.com, reports Houston Astros 2B Kazuo Matsui (anus) will undergo surgery Monday, March 17, to repair an anal fissure. The expected recovery time for the surgery is two weeks.


that said, i drafted him cheaply tonight. hope he heals quick from the surgery.
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Re: struggling to find the humor in this (Kaz Matsui)

Postby Grouperman941 » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:11 pm

The saddest part is, it probably hurts more sitting on the bench. :-D
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Re: struggling to find the humor in this (Kaz Matsui)

Postby BitterDodgerFan » Sun Mar 16, 2008 10:33 pm

as a kaz owner, i wish he'd just have the damn surgery already and get it out of the way.

The Astros announced Friday that Kazuo Matsui would undergo anal fissure surgery on Monday, but he sought a second opinion Saturday and is undecided about the procedure at this point, according to the Houston Chronicle. "I'm still thinking about whether to the operation or not," Matsui said through an interpreter. "I haven't decided yet." Part of the holdup might be that he'd miss a couple of weeks while recovering, which means he'd probably miss the season opener.


sounds like he's trying to rehab it instead of opting for surgery. does he think he's pujols? :-[ :-C
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Re: struggling to find the humor in this (Kaz Matsui)

Postby Mordraken » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:51 pm

Grouperman941 wrote:The saddest part is, it probably hurts more sitting on the bench. :-D

But the team will be better with him on the bench ;).

In Colorado (Career) he's a .300 hitter with a .781 OPS (40 steals in 136 games). With the Mets, a .255 hitter with a .667 OPS (a whopping 64 extra base hits in 239 games, and 22 steals in that time (3 years)).

If you drafted him, expect him to bat around .230, score 80 runs, get 60 RBIs, 20 SB and 3-4 homers.

Plus... how can you have someone on your team that goes on the DL with an anal fisure?
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