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struggling to find the humor in this (Kaz Matsui)

Postby perlick29 » Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:03 am

Per Rotoworld:

Kazuo Matsui will undergo surgery on Monday to repair an anal fissure.
He needs this taken care of once and for all so we never have to think about it again. Matsui is expected to miss about two weeks, meaning he's probably not going to be ready for Opening Day. Mark Loretta and Geoff Blum could spend the first week filling in for him
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Re: struggling to find the humor in this

Postby Inukchuk » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:14 am

Think about it: His bum has a rip in it...It's not life/career threatening...it's hilarious! It's just too bad he doesn't exert himself on the field as much as he does on the pot... ;-)
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Re: struggling to find the humor in this

Postby Yoda » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:16 am

I wonder if Kaz is embarrassed. The entire world knowing that you have anal problems.
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Re: struggling to find the humor in this

Postby sblinyy » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:31 am

perlick29 wrote:Per Rotoworld:

Kazuo Matsui will undergo surgery on Monday to repair an anal fissure.
He needs this taken care of once and for all so we never have to think about it again. Matsui is expected to miss about two weeks, meaning he's probably not going to be ready for Opening Day. Mark Loretta and Geoff Blum could spend the first week filling in for him


I don't know how this is not funny...I mean I laugh when I just hear the word anal. :-b
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Re: struggling to find the humor in this (Kaz Matsui)

Postby Y`s Guy » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:53 am

The Media Relations people should be pimp-slapped for letting the news out.

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Re: struggling to find the humor in this (Kaz Matsui)

Postby Chicago 2 » Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:24 am

Good news for Pence owners, probably will mean he hits in the 2 spot to start the season.
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Re: struggling to find the humor in this

Postby MotorCityKitties » Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:35 pm

Yoda wrote:I wonder if Kaz is embarrassed. The entire world knowing that you have anal problems.


This is one of those things where you wonder about the privacy of these players. It seems strange that the medical community has so many laws in order to protect privacy, but hundreds of news organizations publish stuff like this and worse everyday.
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Re: struggling to find the humor in this (Kaz Matsui)

Postby hwiggen » Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:22 pm

The big question here is, will Kaz be more likely to get injured on the basepaths upon his return? I'm assuming he'll be sliding headfirst at all times.

As for failing to see humor here, I'd say this is a situation where you can feel bad for the guy but still have a cheap laugh or two at his expense.
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Re: struggling to find the humor in this (Kaz Matsui)

Postby perlick29 » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:27 pm

hwiggen wrote:The big question here is, will Kaz be more likely to get injured on the basepaths upon his return? I'm assuming he'll be sliding headfirst at all times.

As for failing to see humor here, I'd say this is a situation where you can feel bad for the guy but still have a cheap laugh or two at his expense.


Obviously I should have added this ;-7 I actually find the whole thing quite funny.
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Re: struggling to find the humor in this (Kaz Matsui)

Postby Element » Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:33 pm

from twisted nuts, to cracks in the poo hole, this Spring has been entertaining!
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