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Re: Need Devious Suggestions - Realtor Vengeance

Postby dclark0699 » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:06 pm

You could have a friend pose as the neighborhood prostitute/pimp and come over for a free house call while they are showing it off.
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Re: Need Devious Suggestions - Realtor Vengeance

Postby JimmyBaseball » Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:36 pm

Tell her to leave a big dump in the toilet, too!
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Re: Need Devious Suggestions - Realtor Vengeance

Postby The Thrill » Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:29 am

Buy some diapers. Melt candy bars in the diapers and leave them open, laying around the house. You can get some candy bars that look real nasty. :-P


My wife has actually done this for a baby shower and they had to guess what candy bar was melted in the diaper. :-b Although, only knock on the suggestion is that you won't get the smell you're looking for. And it might be obvious what they're doing if there isn't a kids bedroom.... I tried to help, sorry. :*)
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Re: Need Devious Suggestions - Realtor Vengeance

Postby knapplc » Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:43 am

Here's the update - she did.... (drumroll).... NOTHING!

She wussed out. She was afraid they would come back and "get" her for it in some way, so she just didn't do anything. I kept telling her that the cans of Raid would be a no-fault thing, because it's such a non-specific thing, but she was afraid.

They moved into their new apartment Saturday and they're out of the one with the bad landlord/realtor, so it's all over. But thanks for the suggestions all the same.
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Re: Need Devious Suggestions - Realtor Vengeance

Postby stevethumb » Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:44 am

knapplc wrote:Here's the update - she did.... (drumroll).... NOTHING!

She wussed out. She was afraid they would come back and "get" her for it in some way, so she just didn't do anything. I kept telling her that the cans of Raid would be a no-fault thing, because it's such a non-specific thing, but she was afraid.

They moved into their new apartment Saturday and they're out of the one with the bad landlord/realtor, so it's all over. But thanks for the suggestions all the same.


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Re: Need Devious Suggestions - Realtor Vengeance

Postby knapplc » Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:00 am

stevethumb wrote:anticlimatic

Tell me about it! I pushed her so hard to do any of these things and... nothing. Bah. :-[
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