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Re: Need Devious Suggestions - Realtor Vengeance

Postby bigh0rt » Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:46 am

knapplc wrote:
KCollins1304 wrote:Hemroid cream ;-D


Good one. I'd suggest some kind of personal lubricant, but she's not that kind of girl.

Prude.
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Re: Need Devious Suggestions - Realtor Vengeance

Postby knapplc » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:13 am

Steve-o wrote:Fleas are freakin impossible to get rid of. Leave some brochures about flea removal out.
Yoda wrote:I would create a shrine of newspaper clippings of your favorite celebrity. As if you are stalking him/her.

Two really good ones. ;-D
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Re: Need Devious Suggestions - Realtor Vengeance

Postby Pokeyouindaeye » Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:45 pm

Foil the entrance.
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Re: Need Devious Suggestions - Realtor Vengeance

Postby ThatDude » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:08 pm

Always leave a turd laying in the toilet. Floaters are best.
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Re: Need Devious Suggestions - Realtor Vengeance

Postby Snakes Gould » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:37 pm

i would definitely form some sort of fake letter about asbestos, lead paint, termites, etc...
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Re: Need Devious Suggestions - Realtor Vengeance

Postby pokerplaya » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:47 pm

Right before the realtor comes over, set off a foul smelling stink bomb. By the time they get there, any evidence will be disposed of, but the smell will most definitely still be there. Such a 6th grade prank that it fits perfectly.... :-b
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Re: Need Devious Suggestions - Realtor Vengeance

Postby stevethumb » Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:34 pm

put some of those fake bullet hole thangs on some windows that are high or out of the way so they can't get a good look at them...i like the anti-roach, exterminator literature..no expense there and a definite turnoff
also i would have her consult the local real estate board..realtors have an ethics code that may be being broached by this realtor's lack of concern for tenants rights..have her look into this
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Re: Need Devious Suggestions - Realtor Vengeance

Postby AcidRock23 » Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:09 pm

I think that the roach spray is the best idea. Even if it's possible to get Orkin involved, those type of assurances are generally only sought AFTER the person is interested in a place. Roach spray would kill any interest in the place very quickly IMHO. "hmmm, those were some nice places they showed us today, should we get the one with the small closets or the one with the roach spray?" is not even a question they'd have to ask.
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Re: Need Devious Suggestions - Realtor Vengeance

Postby JimmyBaseball » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:29 pm

First I should preface by saying I'm a flaming heterosexual.....(meaning I like women very much),

But....

Porno....lots and lots of gay porno. I mean...leave magazines lay around. Some on the back of the toilet. Leave centerfolds open on the floor.

Maybe if you're stepping out even leave something play on the TV.
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Re: Need Devious Suggestions - Realtor Vengeance

Postby knapplc » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:58 am

Lots of good, funny suggestions everyone! I've passed them all along, and the winner is... Roach Spray cans in every room!! For the cost, the potential harm to them and her general level of comfort, that's what she thought she could do.


I'll post an update later to see if she A) actually does this and B) if she does, how it goes.
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