The first article only said she hadn't left the bathroom for two years (which, of itself, is pretty normal for a woman). The second article better described the way she was stuck.
I think I first thought she sat on that toilet for two years, too, but that's not the case.
You have to wonder where the guy went to the bathroom in that time. And how they... you know... what Snakes said. Cause that's pretty gross.
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