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I wonder which trainer will be stuck applying the medication

Postby horatio » Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:36 am

Kaz Matsui will miss four to five days with an anal fissure.

That's an unnatural tear or crack in the anus skin, for those of you not in the know. Matsui is expected to be out until at least Friday. Anal fissures can become chronic problems, but the Astros hope using a different medication will sooth Matsui's issue.
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Re: I wonder which trainer will be stuck applying the medication

Postby Simulacrum » Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:46 am

Uhh... do you guys think an anal fissure will slow him down on the basepaths at all?

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Re: I wonder which trainer will be stuck applying the medication

Postby Yoda » Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:52 am

So who was pitching?
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Re: I wonder which trainer will be stuck applying the medication

Postby horatio » Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:55 am

"So who was pitching?"

--- Interesting question, if names are any indication I'd have to guess it was Hunter Pence.
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Re: I wonder which trainer will be stuck applying the medication

Postby Broncmet724 » Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:08 pm

You guys have more issues than Time Magazine
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