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Re: Gov. Spitzer Admits to Pimpin; Says "It Ain't Easy"

Postby Yoda » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:09 pm

Snakes Gould wrote:no one posted this one?
certainly not worth the money... :-° but nice nonetheless.
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She isn't worth 1/10th of what she is charging. Ridiculous.
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Re: Gov. Spitzer Admits to Pimpin; Says "It Ain't Easy"

Postby GiantsFan14 » Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:21 pm

i think you guys are taking what hes paying for the wrong way, hes not just paying for the girl...hes paying for the professionalism of the company: no STD risk and complete privacy...sure he could go find some random girl but i'm guessing its much more likely hes blackmailed by a random prostitute than a $5500 an hour professional company, and he also has to deal with the STD risk which would pretty much out him as well

the guy is still a jackass and got what he had coming to him, but if he could afford it, it was a much smarter option than the alternative from his standpoint
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Re: Gov. Spitzer Admits to Pimpin; Says "It Ain't Easy"

Postby willy-t » Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:38 am

Yeah, I expect he gets to hit that without a party hat and thats worth some serious cash money.
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Re: Gov. Spitzer Admits to Pimpin; Says "It Ain't Easy"

Postby thedude » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:03 pm

The governor of New York should be able to get girls that hot without paying 5 grand.
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Re: Gov. Spitzer Admits to Pimpin; Says "It Ain't Easy"

Postby The Artful Dodger » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:14 pm

Yoda wrote:
Snakes Gould wrote:no one posted this one?
certainly not worth the money... :-° but nice nonetheless.
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She isn't worth 1/10th of what she is charging. Ridiculous.


From the looks at that picture, she must be rolling with dough, with the yacht and all. :-° :-b

She's got a nice body, but just average looking, the kind you can see on most college campuses I'm sure. For what the Emperors club charges, their price is inflated because of the privacy and the check-ups (more so for the discreetness if anything), but it's just that somewhere lost in the markup, you'd expect to get a marginally better looking call girl.
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Re: Gov. Spitzer Admits to Pimpin; Says "It Ain't Easy"

Postby Yoda » Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:45 pm

You can go to TJ and get a supermodel for $50. You do have to wear a helmet though.
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Re: Gov. Spitzer Admits to Pimpin; Says "It Ain't Easy"

Postby teddy ballgame » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:11 pm

Or he could just do his wife who's better looking ( O:-) ) and free.
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Re: Gov. Spitzer Admits to Pimpin; Says "It Ain't Easy"

Postby StlSluggers » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:13 pm

teddy ballgame wrote:Or he could just do his wife who's better looking ( O:-) ) and free.

Not to defend the guy, but he's been doing this for 10 years and all three of his daughters are teenagers, right?

It's possible that "better looking and free" was also "unavailable."

Just sayin...
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Re: Gov. Spitzer Admits to Pimpin; Says "It Ain't Easy"

Postby Amazinz » Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:38 pm

You're even creepier than Sun, Sluggers. :-D :-b
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Re: Gov. Spitzer Admits to Pimpin; Says "It Ain't Easy"

Postby RugbyD » Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:10 pm

StlSluggers wrote:
teddy ballgame wrote:Or he could just do his wife who's better looking ( O:-) ) and free.

Not to defend the guy, but he's been doing this for 10 years and all three of his daughters are teenagers, right?

It's possible that "better looking and free" was also "unavailable."

Just sayin...

so the for the last 8ish years i cant find a good reason for her not to put out, aside from the fact that Sptizer was already a raging dbag.
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