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Re: girls are stupid

Postby mweir145 » Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:53 am

beatdrum wrote:Wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about this? I think it involved the ménage! ;-D

George: Well if I'm hearing you correctly. And I think that I do, my advice to you is finish your meal, pay your check, leave here, and never speak this to anyone again.
Jerry: Can't be done, huh?
George: "The Switch?"
Jerry: "The Switch."
George: (Shakes head) Can't be done.
Jerry: I wonder.
George:(Pounds table.) Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished the Roommate Switch? In the Middle Ages, you could get locked up for even suggesting it.
Jerry: They didn't have roommates in the Middle Ages.
George: How do you know?
Jerry: Well, for one thing, they didn't have apartments.
George: Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200, somewhere there were two women living together.
Jerry: The point is I intend to undertake this. And I'll do it with or without you. So if you're scared, if you haven't got the stomach for this, let's get it out right now! And I'll go on my own. If not, you can get on board and we can get to work! Now what's it going to be?
George: All right, dammit, I'm in.
Jerry: I couldn't do it without you.

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Re: girls are stupid

Postby Art Vandelay » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:24 pm

GiantsFan14 wrote:Is it just me or is this place rampant with misogynistic ignorance? :-b

That's absurd. What could possibly be misogynistic...sorry, that word's apparently taboo...What could possibly be sexist about infantilizing women as "girls," then lumping them all together in a general statement like "girls are stupid" based on a single--or even a few experiences, followed by three pages of commentary by guys ranking women along a number system based on appearance and talking about them like they are objects that exist only so guys can pick them up at bars and sleep with them?
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Re: girls are stupid

Postby knapplc » Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:21 pm

Art, you should never have responded. They're just baiting you, you know. Unless you're joking, in which case carry on. :-)
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Re: girls are stupid

Postby RyanK » Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:01 pm

Art Vandelay wrote:they are objects that exist only so guys can pick them up at bars and sleep with them


the ones at bars, yes.
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Re: girls are stupid

Postby JRM4833 » Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:31 pm

How a woman's brain works:

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Everyone of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

A man, of course, has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.
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Re: girls are stupid

Postby GiantsFan14 » Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:36 pm

hahaha, that is awesome
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Re: girls are stupid

Postby Art Vandelay » Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:38 pm

knapplc wrote:Art, you should never have responded. They're just baiting you, you know. Unless you're joking, in which case carry on. :-)

Yeah, that was obvious. But it was a slow afternoon at work, so I figured what the heck.
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Re: girls are stupid

Postby Yoda » Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:06 pm

JRM4833 wrote:How a woman's brain works:

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Everyone of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

A man, of course, has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.


I think this is the post of the month. We should have an award here at the cafe for a well thought out post.

BTW I have 2 balls but they are not blue.
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Re: girls are stupid

Postby ironman » Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:43 pm

I saw the subject title and thought it was about Hillary Clinton.
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Re: girls are stupid

Postby soxfan364 » Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:00 am

Thanks for the chart, that explains a lot! ;-D
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