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World's First Eyeball Tattoo

Postby Jibba_at_work » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:33 pm

See world's first eyeball tattoo

The freaky procedure was carried out to turn a body-art fan's eye blue.

And it took FORTY insertions of the needle to get the job done.

Volunteer Pauly Unstoppable, from Canada, has perfect vision but jumped at the chance to be the first punter.

See the toe-curling shots in the gallery below. But be warned - the pictures are very graphic.

Brave Pauly said he had full confidence in the team working on him - but urged people not to try it at home.

He added: "The procedure was extensively researched and done by people who were aware of the risks and possible complications and that it should not be casually attempted.

"Now that this experiment has been started, please wait for us to either heal or go blind before trying it."

What the hell was he inking?


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So my first thought was obviously along the lines of what the hell was this guy thinking? And my second thought was why the hell couldn't the tattoo artist scrub his damn fingernails before digging into some guy's eyeball? :-P
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Re: World's First Eyeball Tattoo

Postby Simulacrum » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:38 pm

I'll bet the filthy fingernails belong to Ol' Blue Eye himself... the doctors appear to have gloves in the previous photos.

Eyeball tattoos are for wussies. I'll be impressed when someone gets an eyeball pierced. :-b
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Re: World's First Eyeball Tattoo

Postby Jibba_at_work » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:53 pm

Good point. I knew something had to have been up with those fingernails. :-D
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Re: World's First Eyeball Tattoo

Postby Simulacrum » Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:59 pm

Just proves that the guy is a dirty hippie freakshow. That's probably pot resin under those fingernails. :-b

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Re: World's First Eyeball Tattoo

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:19 pm

is that Paul Giamatti
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Re: World's First Eyeball Tattoo

Postby knapplc » Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:23 pm

There are some things I will never mess with. My eyes are one of them. The ramifications of something going wrong are just too great. :-o
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Re: World's First Eyeball Tattoo

Postby Madison » Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:47 pm

While I wouldn't be crazy enough to try this, is the procedure to turn the entire eye blue, or just a blue tattoo on the eye? :-? The next to last pic makes it look like the entire eye (could easily just be excess ink), but the final pic looks like a small tattoo on the eye. So which is it, anyone know? :-?
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Re: World's First Eyeball Tattoo

Postby jlm53089 » Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:56 pm

It would be freaky to run into someone with this.
But it honestly looks sooo painful.
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Re: World's First Eyeball Tattoo

Postby TheA'sFatLeadoffMan » Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:08 am

At first I was thinking, "What? BS I've seen people get eyeballs tattooed on themselves..." the I was like "WAIT! Oh $%#*@ that's gross!"

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Re: World's First Eyeball Tattoo

Postby AussieDodger » Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:51 pm

Insane. He obviously doesn't value his sight.

What is on his forehead?
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