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Postby Jeffro71 » Tue Feb 17, 2004 5:45 pm

Hey everyone, I'm just wondering what the funniest team names you've ever encountered have been. Not specifically baseball related team names, but just something that may have made you laugh.
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Postby reelbiggecko » Thu Feb 19, 2004 3:44 pm

Jew Sox, from my Jewish friend who's also a huge Boston fan.

We have minor leagues in our league, and his three minor league teams are the Jerusalem Jews for Jesus, the Tel Aviv Flying Talmuds, and the Hebron Hasidic Hammers.
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Postby da man » Fri Mar 12, 2004 6:59 pm

Hamilton Hoes
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Postby LBJackal » Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:19 am

A guy in my league is a funeral director (a fairly prominent one too; he buried astronauts from the failed shuttle landing last year, and many other people like that at Arlington - no Mad, not the Arlington in Texas) and his name is always something like The Pallbearers or Executioners. Kinda funny.
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Postby Madison » Sat Mar 13, 2004 3:39 pm

LBJackal wrote:A guy in my league is a funeral director (a fairly prominent one too; he buried astronauts from the failed shuttle landing last year, and many other people like that at Arlington - no Mad, not the Arlington in Texas) and his name is always something like The Pallbearers or Executioners. Kinda funny.


He should just use "The Undertaker". ;-)

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As to the funniest team names, we have a user named "Fish Nuts" and I've seen a couple of very interesting lists of funny or unusual team names that he's provided. ;-D
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Postby DK » Sat Mar 13, 2004 10:44 pm

A friend of mine is in a public team, and has aptly named his team "The Disneyland Kittens".
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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Sat Mar 13, 2004 11:42 pm

Last year a guy in my league picked all asian players and named his team "Super Happy Fun Team!!!"

He didn't win.
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Postby cwebb » Sun Mar 14, 2004 10:32 am

I remember the asian soccer team that beat Italy in the world championship. I guess it was Korea or something. One of my friends' comment:

Tiny Happy People
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Postby LBJackal » Sun Mar 14, 2004 9:41 pm

Absolutely Adequate wrote:Last year a guy in my league picked all asian players and named his team "Super Happy Fun Team!!!"

He didn't win.


With Tsuyoshi Shinjo, So Taguchi, and Hee-Seop Choi as his star hitters, I can't imagine he would. Oh yeah, and Matsui too. Hacksaw Johnny Damon is a quarter Asian I think though :-?
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