Poll: Best or Worst Ransom Note Ever?

[Tavish]

Who leaves Jesus outside on their front lawn with the gnomes exposed to the elements, random dogs and diety-nappers? Buddha is used to being outdoors but not Jesus, he needs a shrine or a manger.

Woman got what she deserved.

How do you protect your Celine Dion statue? Is it fenced off?

He has hired the cast of "You Can't Do That on Television" to stand guard. As long as Lisa doesn't distract Christina with her constant chatter and Ross can keep the kids in line, the statue should be safe.