AussieDodger wrote:You could also copy the Kenny vs Spenny trick of sending them a letter from your local health authority saying that a person they have slept with is HIV positive.
If that's not your cup of tea, then buy a fair bit of super-glue and go crazy in their room.
They are virgins, pretty sure that's going nowhere. So far I've signed them up for Army and Navy reserve. And this is only going to be the start of it.
Call for good time just get out of control at times, I remember signing somebody up for it at a KC Bar's wall. She is still getting calls a year later.(forgot the specific part of the wall I put the message)
But yeah, I did sign them up for selling textbooks, selling 94 Civics, selling mountain bikes ect.
Sexual joke was nothing that great. Those 2 just keep joking about me and one of my female friend(pretty good friend in non-sexual way, way out of my league if you are asking about sexually)'s non existent sex life.
Candy in shower might not be bad, gotta take sometime. I'm also thinking about locking their door knob to the ceiling pipes we have running so they can't open their doors in the morning.