Ok, I've been under a lot of stress lately(Tax, financial aid, job, *$^#$&@# Chemistry class). So the prank somebody pulled on me, while minor, really got me. I was trying to write an English paper before I found my chair hanging upside down in my room. On my loft, with a combination lock and a metal chain. Now, it took me 20min of trying to pick it with a pepsi can and 5 min of trying to hear/feel the click before I realized the most simple "knock it on the side with a hammer real hard" works better than any of those. So I spend 30+min trying to get my chair back. 30 wasted min after the KU basketball team greatly irritates me off and after having random sexual jokes on me the last half week. I want to go off this time. Now I still got that chain, I could do something like lock the chain to a ceiling pipe. Not sure if it's long enough. But If any of you guys got good ideas. I want to explore ALL my options before I do anything, I'm in NO hurry at all.
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It could be worse. You could be a Nebraska basketball fan.
As for the chain, what are the chances you could get your hands on a five gallon bucket full of wet concrete? Leave just enough showing so they know it's theirs and you've got your prank.
Get a big bag of clear or near-clear jolly ranchers (or something similar) Unscrew the victim's showerhead Place as much candy as you can fit in there Replace showerhead
What will result is the victim covering himself in a fine layer of sugar every time he takes a shower. With some dedication and enough candies, you can keep this going for months (I did). You want to make sure the candy as clear as possible, because if colored water is coming from the shower, he's going to notice something is not quite right.
If it's a shower you and your victim share, you'll want to remember to take the candy out before you hop in there. But having a shared shower really just makes setting the trap easier since you have unquestioned access, and will help drive him nuts because of course, you don't notice anything wrong. Over a few months, you can almost see their sanity slipping away.
This all assumes you have access to the guy's shower, but judging from your post (saying that it happened in your room), you might.
Sometimes it takes a crazy person to see the truth. If so, I'm a freaking lunatic.