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Postby PlayingWithFire » Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:21 am

Ok, I've been under a lot of stress lately(Tax, financial aid, job, *$^#$&@# Chemistry class). So the prank somebody pulled on me, while minor, really got me. I was trying to write an English paper before I found my chair hanging upside down in my room. On my loft, with a combination lock and a metal chain. Now, it took me 20min of trying to pick it with a pepsi can and 5 min of trying to hear/feel the click before I realized the most simple "knock it on the side with a hammer real hard" works better than any of those. So I spend 30+min trying to get my chair back. 30 wasted min after the KU basketball team greatly irritates me off and after having random sexual jokes on me the last half week. I want to go off this time. Now I still got that chain, I could do something like lock the chain to a ceiling pipe. Not sure if it's long enough. But If any of you guys got good ideas. I want to explore ALL my options before I do anything, I'm in NO hurry at all.
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Re: Prank

Postby knapplc » Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:18 am

It could be worse. You could be a Nebraska basketball fan. 8-o :~(

As for the chain, what are the chances you could get your hands on a five gallon bucket full of wet concrete? Leave just enough showing so they know it's theirs and you've got your prank. }:-)
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Re: Prank

Postby Yoda » Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:40 am

Get a bag of crickets and unleash them in someone's room. Probalby cost you like $5
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Re: Prank

Postby BronXBombers51 » Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:14 pm

Yoda wrote:Get a bag of crickets and unleash them in someone's room. Probalby cost you like $5


That's so evil. Genious, but evil. }:-)
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Re: Prank

Postby deerayfan072 » Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:31 pm

people play a lot of pranks on you :-?
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Re: Prank

Postby PlayingWithFire » Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:55 pm

deerayfan072 wrote:people play a lot of pranks on you :-?



not before say....2 weeks ago. No idea what happened since then. But I've been paranoid
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Re: Prank

Postby StlSluggers » Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:53 pm

PlayingWithFire wrote:
deerayfan072 wrote:people play a lot of pranks on you :-?



not before say....2 weeks ago. No idea what happened since then. But I've been paranoid

I'm going to have to review the manual here, but I think it's called college. I'm pretty sure I remember reading that.

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Re: Prank

Postby GiantsFan14 » Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:12 pm

hahaha, the crickets idea is awesome
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Re: Prank

Postby PlayingWithFire » Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:26 pm

StlSluggers wrote:
PlayingWithFire wrote:
deerayfan072 wrote:people play a lot of pranks on you :-?



not before say....2 weeks ago. No idea what happened since then. But I've been paranoid

I'm going to have to review the manual here, but I think it's called college. I'm pretty sure I remember reading that.

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I was in college before that

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Re: Prank

Postby ThatDude » Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:52 pm

Here's the play. It's truly evil.


Get a big bag of clear or near-clear jolly ranchers (or something similar)
Unscrew the victim's showerhead
Place as much candy as you can fit in there
Replace showerhead


What will result is the victim covering himself in a fine layer of sugar every time he takes a shower. With some dedication and enough candies, you can keep this going for months (I did). You want to make sure the candy as clear as possible, because if colored water is coming from the shower, he's going to notice something is not quite right.

If it's a shower you and your victim share, you'll want to remember to take the candy out before you hop in there. But having a shared shower really just makes setting the trap easier since you have unquestioned access, and will help drive him nuts because of course, you don't notice anything wrong. Over a few months, you can almost see their sanity slipping away.

This all assumes you have access to the guy's shower, but judging from your post (saying that it happened in your room), you might.
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