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Re: Valentine's Day

Postby JTWood » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:40 am

ThatDude wrote:There will be no V-day in this house this year, and she was told that nearly a year ago. She didn't remember Steak & BJ Day last year (March 20th), so she's not getting a Valentine's Day this year.

8-o :-b

Gee... I can't imagine why she wasn't so eager to remember that day. ;-7 :-D
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Re: Valentine's Day

Postby deerayfan072 » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:46 am

Pablo975 wrote:I don't post around here as much as I used to (which wasn't a lot to begin with...I lurk), but I had to respond.

Q, don't you know how to practice Dice Theory? You stop dating them at Thanksgiving and pick up again AFTER Valentine's Day. You get to miss:

Visiting any of her relatives at Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Buying her any gifts for Christmas or Valentine's Day saving you a boatload.
Conflicting appointments on Super Bowl Sunday.
etc

And you can:

Rock it with any chica who's home for the holidays and feeling lonely. :-D

Or you could be a classy guy and all %-6 . Either way, hold off on the VD gifts UNLESS you go out with her on that specific day. Or unless you hit it the night before VD.


now those are the gifts that keep on giving
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Re: Valentine's Day

Postby ThatDude » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:58 am

JTWood wrote:
ThatDude wrote:There will be no V-day in this house this year, and she was told that nearly a year ago. She didn't remember Steak & BJ Day last year (March 20th), so she's not getting a Valentine's Day this year.

8-o :-b

Gee... I can't imagine why she wasn't so eager to remember that day. ;-7 :-D


I can't either. I got her one of those 4 foot tall teddy bears (it's what she wanted) and some earrings for valentine's last year. It's not like I just handed her a card or something.



Or is it that you've just that never heard of Steak & BJ Day? Well, also me to do a public service and educate you and anyone else that might be out of the loop.

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts flowers dinner shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Fact is ...guys feel left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show her man just how much she loves him. No cards, no flowers no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March!



You won't find Steak & BJ cards at your local Hallmark store, but that doesn't make it any less real.
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Re: Valentine's Day

Postby Art Vandelay » Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:04 pm

Of all of the dumb Hallmark holidays, Valentine's Day is the worst...sorry...St. Valentine's Day, the holliest day of the year. Print up an article about the origins of the holiday and give her that.
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Re: Valentine's Day

Postby Mugrila » Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:40 pm

This is probably the funniest thread I've ever read without reading the first post. (Sorry DaQ)
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Re: Valentine's Day

Postby Snakes Gould » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:25 pm

Mugrila wrote:This is probably the funniest thread I've ever read without reading the first post. (Sorry DaQ)


low blow man!

VD GIFTS? someone explain :-b
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Re: Valentine's Day

Postby KCollins1304 » Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:39 pm

Snakes Gould wrote:
Mugrila wrote:This is probably the funniest thread I've ever read without reading the first post. (Sorry DaQ)


low blow man!

VD GIFTS? someone explain :-b


VD, the gift that keeps on giving. ;-D :-B
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Re: Valentine's Day

Postby The Artful Dodger » Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:23 pm

KCollins1304 wrote:
Snakes Gould wrote:
Mugrila wrote:This is probably the funniest thread I've ever read without reading the first post. (Sorry DaQ)


low blow man!

VD GIFTS? someone explain :-b


VD, the gift that keeps on giving. ;-D :-B


Pablo was better off just saying V-Day instead of VD. :-b
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Re: Valentine's Day

Postby bigh0rt » Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:55 pm

KCollins1304 wrote:
Snakes Gould wrote:
Mugrila wrote:This is probably the funniest thread I've ever read without reading the first post. (Sorry DaQ)


low blow man!

VD GIFTS? someone explain :-b


VD, the gift that keeps on giving. ;-D :-B

It burns so good.
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Re: Valentine's Day

Postby Pablo975 » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:45 am

No, he should give her VD. Test her loyalty to you right off the bat. If herpes won't scare her off, she really truly loves you. :-D
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