After years of being losers with poor verbal skills and shunned by high class elites, these fans suddenly win the lottery and think they can buy their way into the elite team club held by people who have been elite consistently for a century. Before winning the lottery the fans would use excuses, mostly involving payroll, to make up for their lack of skills. Of course after the lottery win they deny money ever means anything in terms of winning. Still with poor verbal skills they stand out like a sore thumb as the Beverly Hillbillies of the sports fan world.
After years of being losers with poor verbal skills and shunned by high class elites, these fans suddenly win the lottery and think they can buy their way into the elite team club held by people who have been elite consistently for a century. Before winning the lottery the fans would use excuses, mostly involving payroll, to make up for their lack of skills. Of course after the lottery win they deny money ever means anything in terms of winning. Still with poor verbal skills they stand out like a sore thumb as the Beverly Hillbillies of the sports fan world.
Example: Boston Red Sox Fans
I know you just gotta lash out and all, but you really should choose a different pitch. The Northeast is one of the most educated parts of the country, both in minimum education and in college degrees.
0-3 to 4-3. Worst choke in the history of baseball. Enough said.
After years of being losers with poor verbal skills and shunned by high class elites, these fans suddenly win the lottery and think they can buy their way into the elite team club held by people who have been elite consistently for a century. Before winning the lottery the fans would use excuses, mostly involving payroll, to make up for their lack of skills. Of course after the lottery win they deny money ever means anything in terms of winning. Still with poor verbal skills they stand out like a sore thumb as the Beverly Hillbillies of the sports fan world.
Example: Boston Red Sox Fans
RED SOX OR YANKEE FANS OBSESSED WITH THE NY/BOS RIVALRY. These highly delusional people think there are only two teams in MLB. They go onto message boards and spew bile at each other, and take over topics that have absolutely no link to NYY vs BOS in any way. Can usually be recognised by small cranium, large forehead, tunnel vision, and angry squeaking sound whenever their hated rival does something good. WARNING Do not talk to these fans, you will be dumber for the experience.
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After years of being losers with poor verbal skills and shunned by high class elites, these fans suddenly win the lottery and think they can buy their way into the elite team club held by people who have been elite consistently for a century. Before winning the lottery the fans would use excuses, mostly involving payroll, to make up for their lack of skills. Of course after the lottery win they deny money ever means anything in terms of winning. Still with poor verbal skills they stand out like a sore thumb as the Beverly Hillbillies of the sports fan world.
Example: Boston Red Sox Fans
I know you just gotta lash out and all, but you really should choose a different pitch. The Northeast is one of the most educated parts of the country, both in minimum education and in college degrees.
You obviously haven't been to a Sox Spring Training game since the first WS. It used to be such a pleasant place.
After years of being losers with poor verbal skills and shunned by high class elites, these fans suddenly win the lottery and think they can buy their way into the elite team club held by people who have been elite consistently for a century. Before winning the lottery the fans would use excuses, mostly involving payroll, to make up for their lack of skills. Of course after the lottery win they deny money ever means anything in terms of winning. Still with poor verbal skills they stand out like a sore thumb as the Beverly Hillbillies of the sports fan world.
Example: Boston Red Sox Fans
I know you just gotta lash out and all, but you really should choose a different pitch. The Northeast is one of the most educated parts of the country, both in minimum education and in college degrees.
Well, when you have nothing productive to add... yet you still feel the compelling urge to post...
After years of being losers with poor verbal skills and shunned by high class elites, these fans suddenly win the lottery and think they can buy their way into the elite team club held by people who have been elite consistently for a century. Before winning the lottery the fans would use excuses, mostly involving payroll, to make up for their lack of skills. Of course after the lottery win they deny money ever means anything in terms of winning. Still with poor verbal skills they stand out like a sore thumb as the Beverly Hillbillies of the sports fan world.
Example: Boston Red Sox Fans
RED SOX OR YANKEE FANS OBSESSED WITH THE NY/BOS RIVALRY. These highly delusional people think there are only two teams in MLB. They go onto message boards and spew bile at each other, and take over topics that have absolutely no link to NYY vs BOS in any way. Can usually be recognised by small cranium, large forehead, tunnel vision, and angry squeaking sound whenever their hated rival does something good. WARNING Do not talk to these fans, you will be dumber for the experience.
At least AussieDodger's slam on Sox (and Yankee) fans has a bit of truth to it... acsguitar's makes no sense whatsoever
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After years of being losers with poor verbal skills and shunned by high class elites, these fans suddenly win the lottery and think they can buy their way into the elite team club held by people who have been elite consistently for a century. Before winning the lottery the fans would use excuses, mostly involving payroll, to make up for their lack of skills. Of course after the lottery win they deny money ever means anything in terms of winning. Still with poor verbal skills they stand out like a sore thumb as the Beverly Hillbillies of the sports fan world.
Example: Boston Red Sox Fans
RED SOX OR YANKEE FANS OBSESSED WITH THE NY/BOS RIVALRY. These highly delusional people think there are only two teams in MLB. They go onto message boards and spew bile at each other, and take over topics that have absolutely no link to NYY vs BOS in any way. Can usually be recognised by small cranium, large forehead, tunnel vision, and angry squeaking sound whenever their hated rival does something good. WARNING Do not talk to these fans, you will be dumber for the experience.
At least AussieDodger's slam on Sox (and Yankee) fans has a bit of truth to it... acsguitar's makes no sense whatsoever
This your first time reading his posts? Par for the course, my man.
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by acsguitar » Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:03 pm 
I kid, I kid.
Par for the course, my man.
