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Re: Don't Be That Fan...

Postby acsguitar » Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:03 pm

THE LOTTERY WINNER FAN

After years of being losers with poor verbal skills and shunned by high class elites, these fans suddenly win the lottery and think they can buy their way into the elite team club held by people who have been elite consistently for a century. Before winning the lottery the fans would use excuses, mostly involving payroll, to make up for their lack of skills. Of course after the lottery win they deny money ever means anything in terms of winning. Still with poor verbal skills they stand out like a sore thumb as the Beverly Hillbillies of the sports fan world.

Example: Boston Red Sox Fans
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Re: Don't Be That Fan...

Postby ukjohn » Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:11 pm

Old_Style wrote:
great gretzky wrote:
jlm53089 wrote:I have a Rays shirt for everyday of the week. at least. ;-D


why?


There must've been a sale.


im sure there is always a sale on d-ray stuff
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Re: Don't Be That Fan...

Postby jlm53089 » Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:16 pm

Funny, I am just a proud supporter of my team.
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Re: Don't Be That Fan...

Postby BronXBombers51 » Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:38 pm

Old_Style wrote:
great gretzky wrote:
jlm53089 wrote:I have a Rays shirt for everyday of the week. at least. ;-D


why?


There must've been a sale.


Or a give-away.


:-b I kid, I kid.
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Re: Don't Be That Fan...

Postby Matthias » Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:40 pm

acsguitar wrote:THE LOTTERY WINNER FAN

After years of being losers with poor verbal skills and shunned by high class elites, these fans suddenly win the lottery and think they can buy their way into the elite team club held by people who have been elite consistently for a century. Before winning the lottery the fans would use excuses, mostly involving payroll, to make up for their lack of skills. Of course after the lottery win they deny money ever means anything in terms of winning. Still with poor verbal skills they stand out like a sore thumb as the Beverly Hillbillies of the sports fan world.

Example: Boston Red Sox Fans

I know you just gotta lash out and all, but you really should choose a different pitch. The Northeast is one of the most educated parts of the country, both in minimum education and in college degrees.
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Re: Don't Be That Fan...

Postby AussieDodger » Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:50 pm

acsguitar wrote:THE LOTTERY WINNER FAN

After years of being losers with poor verbal skills and shunned by high class elites, these fans suddenly win the lottery and think they can buy their way into the elite team club held by people who have been elite consistently for a century. Before winning the lottery the fans would use excuses, mostly involving payroll, to make up for their lack of skills. Of course after the lottery win they deny money ever means anything in terms of winning. Still with poor verbal skills they stand out like a sore thumb as the Beverly Hillbillies of the sports fan world.

Example: Boston Red Sox Fans


RED SOX OR YANKEE FANS OBSESSED WITH THE NY/BOS RIVALRY.
These highly delusional people think there are only two teams in MLB. They go onto message boards and spew bile at each other, and take over topics that have absolutely no link to NYY vs BOS in any way. Can usually be recognised by small cranium, large forehead, tunnel vision, and angry squeaking sound whenever their hated rival does something good. WARNING Do not talk to these fans, you will be dumber for the experience.
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Re: Don't Be That Fan...

Postby Grouperman941 » Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:06 pm

Matthias wrote:
acsguitar wrote:THE LOTTERY WINNER FAN

After years of being losers with poor verbal skills and shunned by high class elites, these fans suddenly win the lottery and think they can buy their way into the elite team club held by people who have been elite consistently for a century. Before winning the lottery the fans would use excuses, mostly involving payroll, to make up for their lack of skills. Of course after the lottery win they deny money ever means anything in terms of winning. Still with poor verbal skills they stand out like a sore thumb as the Beverly Hillbillies of the sports fan world.

Example: Boston Red Sox Fans

I know you just gotta lash out and all, but you really should choose a different pitch. The Northeast is one of the most educated parts of the country, both in minimum education and in college degrees.



You obviously haven't been to a Sox Spring Training game since the first WS. It used to be such a pleasant place.
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Re: Don't Be That Fan...

Postby bigh0rt » Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:31 pm

Matthias wrote:
acsguitar wrote:THE LOTTERY WINNER FAN

After years of being losers with poor verbal skills and shunned by high class elites, these fans suddenly win the lottery and think they can buy their way into the elite team club held by people who have been elite consistently for a century. Before winning the lottery the fans would use excuses, mostly involving payroll, to make up for their lack of skills. Of course after the lottery win they deny money ever means anything in terms of winning. Still with poor verbal skills they stand out like a sore thumb as the Beverly Hillbillies of the sports fan world.

Example: Boston Red Sox Fans

I know you just gotta lash out and all, but you really should choose a different pitch. The Northeast is one of the most educated parts of the country, both in minimum education and in college degrees.

Well, when you have nothing productive to add... yet you still feel the compelling urge to post...

Well, that's the result.
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Re: Don't Be That Fan...

Postby Bloody Sox » Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:44 am

AussieDodger wrote:
acsguitar wrote:THE LOTTERY WINNER FAN

After years of being losers with poor verbal skills and shunned by high class elites, these fans suddenly win the lottery and think they can buy their way into the elite team club held by people who have been elite consistently for a century. Before winning the lottery the fans would use excuses, mostly involving payroll, to make up for their lack of skills. Of course after the lottery win they deny money ever means anything in terms of winning. Still with poor verbal skills they stand out like a sore thumb as the Beverly Hillbillies of the sports fan world.

Example: Boston Red Sox Fans


RED SOX OR YANKEE FANS OBSESSED WITH THE NY/BOS RIVALRY.
These highly delusional people think there are only two teams in MLB. They go onto message boards and spew bile at each other, and take over topics that have absolutely no link to NYY vs BOS in any way. Can usually be recognised by small cranium, large forehead, tunnel vision, and angry squeaking sound whenever their hated rival does something good. WARNING Do not talk to these fans, you will be dumber for the experience.

At least AussieDodger's slam on Sox (and Yankee) fans has a bit of truth to it... acsguitar's makes no sense whatsoever :-)
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Re: Don't Be That Fan...

Postby bigh0rt » Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:58 am

Bloody Sox wrote:
AussieDodger wrote:
acsguitar wrote:THE LOTTERY WINNER FAN

After years of being losers with poor verbal skills and shunned by high class elites, these fans suddenly win the lottery and think they can buy their way into the elite team club held by people who have been elite consistently for a century. Before winning the lottery the fans would use excuses, mostly involving payroll, to make up for their lack of skills. Of course after the lottery win they deny money ever means anything in terms of winning. Still with poor verbal skills they stand out like a sore thumb as the Beverly Hillbillies of the sports fan world.

Example: Boston Red Sox Fans


RED SOX OR YANKEE FANS OBSESSED WITH THE NY/BOS RIVALRY.
These highly delusional people think there are only two teams in MLB. They go onto message boards and spew bile at each other, and take over topics that have absolutely no link to NYY vs BOS in any way. Can usually be recognised by small cranium, large forehead, tunnel vision, and angry squeaking sound whenever their hated rival does something good. WARNING Do not talk to these fans, you will be dumber for the experience.

At least AussieDodger's slam on Sox (and Yankee) fans has a bit of truth to it... acsguitar's makes no sense whatsoever :-)

This your first time reading his posts? :-C Par for the course, my man.
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