No, we don't need to organize an event to get more people online than our "sister" site (get it.....because they're feminine.....oh nevermind).
Lets break the record legitimately, which is bound to happen once the season gets underway. The last thing we need to do is give those footballers an excuse as to why we beat them.
"Jack, will you call me, if you're able?"
"I've got your phone number written, in the back of my Bible."