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Postby deerayfan072 » Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:10 am

All the parts of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work ... the a_ _hole is usually the one in charge.
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Re: Colonoscopy....

Postby JTWood » Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:53 am

deerayfan072 wrote:The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work ... the a_ _hole is usually the one in charge.

That's awesome! :-D ;-D
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Re: Colonoscopy....

Postby ensanimal » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:13 am

Nice. ;-D ;-D
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Re: Colonoscopy....

Postby teddy ballgame » Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:32 am

:-b
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Re: Colonoscopy....

Postby Snakes Gould » Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:12 pm

ha nice ;-D
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Re: Colonoscopy....

Postby KCollins1304 » Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:13 pm

:-b

I was thinking you were asking for colonoscopy advice. :-o
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Re: Colonoscopy....

Postby The Artful Dodger » Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:23 pm

KCollins1304 wrote::-b

I was thinking you were asking for colonoscopy advice. :-o


That's what I thought at first too.

Nice one, deeray. ;-D
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Re: Colonoscopy....

Postby pokerplaya » Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:35 pm

KCollins1304 wrote::-b

I was thinking you were asking for colonoscopy advice. :-o


Ditto...

...but that's a very funny joke... :-b
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