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Question: Do You Tip Her?

Postby bigh0rt » Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:50 am

A Polish man got the shock of his life Wednesday when he did something he knows he shouldn't have - cheated on his wife. The unnamed gentleman decided to visit a Warsaw brothel and take advantage of the services provided in the not-so-legal establishment.

But when he walked in the door, any lascivious thoughts he may have had turned to anger, after he recognized one of the people working inside - his own spouse. It turns out his wife had decided to make a little extra money on the side, telling her husband she was working at a nearby store to explain where she disappeared to every day and where her supply of cash came from.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told a local newspaper.

The couple has been married for 14 years, but it's unlikely they'll be celebrating a 15th anniversary. After their mutual discovery of what each other was up to, they've now filed for divorce.


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Postby Big Pimpin » Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:12 am

Wow. That is awful and terribly entertaining all at the same time. Seems to me like they deserve each other.
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Postby pokerplaya » Sun Jan 13, 2008 3:53 am

Karma. What bitch. :-b
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Postby CadensDad » Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:26 am

How can he be mad? She should be just as mad if not even madder. Oh well,..... anyone got a address to this place?
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Re: Question: Do You Tip Her?

Postby bigken117 » Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:45 am

CadensDad wrote:How can he be mad?


His wife's a whore. I think he has pretty good reason.
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Postby Tavish » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:08 am

Do you tip her??? If I went to a brothel the last person I would pick out of the line would be my wife. That's nothing against her, but that seems to completely defeat the purpose of going.
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Re: Question: Do You Tip Her?

Postby Lofunzo » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:42 pm

bigken117 wrote:
CadensDad wrote:How can he be mad?


His wife's a whore. I think he has pretty good reason.


Agreed but it's not like he caught her in the parking lot of Walmart.
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Re: Question: Do You Tip Her?

Postby pjalst » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:48 pm

bigken117 wrote:
CadensDad wrote:How can he be mad?


His wife's a whore. I think he has pretty good reason.


Ok, why is she a whore? What is he? She's doing it to help with finaces, he's just doing it to get some strange and spending the couples finances to get it. So I ask, who's worse? I'm the last one to judge, but neither of them should be throwing stones.
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Re: Question: Do You Tip Her?

Postby Big Pimpin » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:50 pm

Lofunzo wrote:
bigken117 wrote:
CadensDad wrote:How can he be mad?


His wife's a whore. I think he has pretty good reason.


Agreed but it's not like he caught her in the parking lot of Walmart.


Agreed. I know I'd be much angrier if I caught my wife shopping at Walmart. But then again, I am obsessively anti-Walmart. :-B
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Re: Question: Do You Tip Her?

Postby AussieDodger » Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:16 pm

Tavish wrote:Do you tip her??? If I went to a brothel the last person I would pick out of the line would be my wife. That's nothing against her, but that seems to completely defeat the purpose of going.


That made me laugh really hard. Because it's so true.
I don't know if she'd be the last one I'd pick though................

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