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Postby Coppermine » Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:30 pm

I would equate the feeling I get when this commercial comes on to what it feels like to be waterboarded.

McDonalds has captured a fear, and a feeling, far worse than actually consuming the disgusting repulsiveness that is the chicken McNugget. And my last minute hope that both of these two young men get hit by a bus and meet their bloody end is extinguished as is ends as an actual endorsement of one of the worst, consumable products ever manufactured.

Talk about throwing up in your mouth a little...
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Re: Worst Commercial of the 21st Century

Postby Mookie4ever » Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:40 pm

Give them a break.

What do you expect them to do? Wax poetic about the taste? Not much rhymes with rubbery. Dazzle us with the nutritional value of McNuggets? Entrance us with the ambiance and atmosphere?

Rap about how cheap they are.
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Re: Worst Commercial of the 21st Century

Postby Coppermine » Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:42 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:Rap about how cheap they are.


I think they did that.

Geez, I mean, if they're going to dumb down to the level of using YouTube videos of dorky white guys "rapping," then at least use something mildly clever.
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Re: Worst Commercial of the 21st Century

Postby Mookie4ever » Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:59 pm

Coppermine wrote:
Mookie4ever wrote:Rap about how cheap they are.


I think they did that.

Geez, I mean, if they're going to dumb down to the level of using YouTube videos of dorky white guys "rapping," then at least use something mildly clever.


hmmm, too "urban" ;-)
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Re: Worst Commercial of the 21st Century

Postby The Artful Dodger » Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:00 pm

They made a McDonald's commercial out of that McNuggets rap skit? I suppose it was inevitable, but that video is quite old (as in 2 years I think).

That McDonald's freestyle still cracks me up. ;-D
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Re: Worst Commercial of the 21st Century

Postby Mookie4ever » Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:06 pm

I took some buddies in the minivan and ordered happy meals by Gregorian Chanting. It was the bomb. Too bad the batteries in the camcorder ran out :-t

Next week I'm going to mime my McRib and large shake order.
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Re: Worst Commercial of the 21st Century

Postby beatdrum » Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:16 pm

I actually find this about as annoying as I do most of the "ring-tone rap" that passes for hip-hop nowadays.

I mean 'superman dat hoe'???? :-t
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Re: Worst Commercial of the 21st Century

Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:25 am

Mookie4ever wrote:I took some buddies in the minivan and ordered happy meals by Gregorian Chanting. It was the bomb. Too bad the batteries in the camcorder ran out :-t

Next week I'm going to mime my McRib and large shake order.


:-L sadly, i think i missed out on McRib this year :,-(
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Re: Worst Commercial of the 21st Century

Postby bigken117 » Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:28 am

Every McDonald's commercial is the worst ever.
I also hate that "Footloose" Kia commerical something fierce. %-6
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Re: Worst Commercial of the 21st Century

Postby Coppermine » Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:54 am

bigken117 wrote:Every McDonald's commercial is the worst ever.
I also hate that "Footloose" Kia commerical something fierce. %-6


It's "Flashdance," but still unbelievably awful. What were they thinking when they made that? Do they think potential Kia buyers are "Flashdance" fans? Ugh. I only say this because I think there are some great commercials out there made by some very creative people.

You know, every McDonalds commercial is the worst ever, but I feel like between this unbelievably annoying and perhaps the longest 30 seconds I've ever sat through, there's also another stupid one with a hot Asian chick eating McDonalds in the middle seat of a plane. Like people are supposed to say "Hey, I've been in the middle seat before! I know how she feels! Get me an egg mcmuffin!"

That Asian girl does not eat sausage egg and cheese mcmuffin's.
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