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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby AussieDodger » Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:23 am

Mookie4ever wrote:A few days ago me and the missus went to the local theatre to see No Country for Old Men (great movie except for a disappointing ending). I went to the mens' room before the show. There were 3 urinals but one was at child level.

The one on the far right is occupied. Let's call him knapple.

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Question: Do I use the kids' urinal or do I use the middle one and pee beside the dude?


Well if Knapple wants to dress up as a transvestite Raiden from Mortal Kombat , I think you can find other places to pee.
(I wouldn't want to pee in a room with someone dressed like that).

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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby knapplc » Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:55 pm

That's the real problem with mookie's little story here. He basically admits that he has a fetish for guys (me?!?!? :-o ) who wear high heels and have big 80s hair. I'm guessing we can extrapolate some things from that, like the fact that he didn't go to the stall (maybe because he didn't want to tap his left foot this time?) and the fact that he has closeness issues with the same sex. Maybe it's just too tempting? Maybe the chance contact makes his skin burn so, so much? Don't know. But it's interesting that this is the scenario his mind jumped to. It says a lot.

And don't get me wrong - I'm not knocking mook's lifestyle choices. I think it's great that he's being this open about it. But all the same, I'd prefer to be left out of it. I'm heterosexual, after all. ;-D
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