Mens' Room dilemma

[wake]

For all those who don't know the right urinal etiquette, this game should help- http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/urinal

[RugbyD]

Bah, urinal troughs should be done away with. Socialist way of taking a leak.

No! You have it backwards!

Urinals are restrictive, compartmentalized, and clearly a top-down manifestation of people telling you how they think you should do your business. Urinals are grossly inefficient in how they waste the space between each one. I don't see a urinal line as being any different than Russia's bread lines.

Troughs are the most capitalistic way to piss. Troughs are simply about letting you decide to take care of business wherever the oppotunity presents itself within a broad, basic set of common rules. Troughs are probably cheaper to make and to the job just as well if not better.

Embrace the trough and the trough will embrace you!

I don't know about you but there is nothing exciting about watching another man's junk hanging out in any situation. At least for me anyway.

who said you had to look?

[pokerplaya]

Bah, urinal troughs should be done away with. Socialist way of taking a leak.

Europe has the worst public toilets around; they don't even bother to put urinal cakes in them.

Another annoying question: when entering a urinal do you actually look down to see if there's any moisture on the floor directly below the urinal? I usually make it a point to find the driest urinal and even I have to use one, I keep my feet apart as much as possible. I'm a clean freak with my shoes, what can I say.

Only when I'm bowling.

Amen, buddy.

Don't need to fall when I'm bowling, especially if it's from piss.

[The Artful Dodger]

Urinals are much more efficient and less wasteful of water than your regular toilet. Troughs are the most efficient but there's nowhere to rest your popcorn and rootbeer.

I once had a friend who would get on my case for bringing my soda to the men's room. Suppose he was paranoid about germs traveling down the straw and poisoning my drink.

[willy-t]

Urinals are much more efficient and less wasteful of water than your regular toilet. Troughs are the most efficient but there's nowhere to rest your popcorn and rootbeer.

I once had a friend who would get on my case for bringing my soda to the men's room. Suppose he was paranoid about germs traveling down the straw and poisoning my drink.

My biggest problem with that is what you do with it when you're taking your leak? I dont like leaving it by the taps and the alternative is worse.

I was once is the loo with some guy I used to know from school and he finished taking his leak and offered his hand for me to shake, no thanks dude.

[Y`s Guy]

Another question regarding urinals...why do bars put up the sports pages on the walls? How long do they think we're going to 'hang out' in there?!?

[Dan Lambskin]

just reminded me of another funny story...i was at an upscale (trendy) sushi place and needed to empty a few beers and i walk in and go...that's a funny urinal, fit's with the decor though...so i unzip, look around and wonder why there's no sink...then i REALLY wonder who puts a mirror in front of a urinal??!?!?

only then did i realize it was the sink and there were no urinals...this all happened within a few seconds so luckily i didnt end up going in the sink, but i really wanted to

[Art Vandelay]

What the hell is wrong with you people?

[Mookie4ever]

What the hell is wrong with you people?

so asks the person with a naked man in his sig.

If I could find a pic with litter boxes instead of urinals and a cheeseberger cat instead of a drawing of k-nap I would post it just to irritate you Art. That's just the kind of person that I am.

[StlSluggers]

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Which is exactly what I think every time I use the restroom here at MasterCard. Each and every bathroom was designed with two urinals and two stalls.

Who thought that was smart? A woman??