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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby RugbyD » Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:54 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:Bah, urinal troughs should be done away with. Socialist way of taking a leak. :-b

No! You have it backwards! :-D

Urinals are restrictive, compartmentalized, and clearly a top-down manifestation of people telling you how they think you should do your business. Urinals are grossly inefficient in how they waste the space between each one. I don't see a urinal line as being any different than Russia's bread lines.

Troughs are the most capitalistic way to piss. Troughs are simply about letting you decide to take care of business wherever the oppotunity presents itself within a broad, basic set of common rules. Troughs are probably cheaper to make and to the job just as well if not better.

Embrace the trough and the trough will embrace you!
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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby Old_Style » Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:28 pm

Tavish wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:Bah, urinal troughs should be done away with. Socialist way of taking a leak. :-b

Europe has the worst public toilets around; they don't even bother to put urinal cakes in them.

Another annoying question: when entering a urinal do you actually look down to see if there's any moisture on the floor directly below the urinal? I usually make it a point to find the driest urinal and even I have to use one, I keep my feet apart as much as possible. I'm a clean freak with my shoes, what can I say.

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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby The Artful Dodger » Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:17 pm

RugbyD wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:Bah, urinal troughs should be done away with. Socialist way of taking a leak. :-b

No! You have it backwards! :-D

Urinals are restrictive, compartmentalized, and clearly a top-down manifestation of people telling you how they think you should do your business. Urinals are grossly inefficient in how they waste the space between each one. I don't see a urinal line as being any different than Russia's bread lines.

Troughs are the most capitalistic way to piss. Troughs are simply about letting you decide to take care of business wherever the oppotunity presents itself within a broad, basic set of common rules. Troughs are probably cheaper to make and to the job just as well if not better.

Embrace the trough and the trough will embrace you!


Trough watches you too. :-b


Urinals grossly inefficient about space? You make it sound like IKEA should be designing bathrooms.
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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby Lofunzo » Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:24 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:has anyone else peed that close to a famous person?


I once peed on Betty White but she asked me to. Not sure if that counts.

On a similar note, I don't see why they need a kid's urinal unless it's in a place with tons of urinals. Let them use the stall. It's like the parking at the local Uno's. Are there really going to be 6 handicapped drivers at the restaurant at 1 time??
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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby Yoda » Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:31 pm

RugbyD wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:Bah, urinal troughs should be done away with. Socialist way of taking a leak. :-b

No! You have it backwards! :-D

Urinals are restrictive, compartmentalized, and clearly a top-down manifestation of people telling you how they think you should do your business. Urinals are grossly inefficient in how they waste the space between each one. I don't see a urinal line as being any different than Russia's bread lines.

Troughs are the most capitalistic way to piss. Troughs are simply about letting you decide to take care of business wherever the oppotunity presents itself within a broad, basic set of common rules. Troughs are probably cheaper to make and to the job just as well if not better.

Embrace the trough and the trough will embrace you!


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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby knapplc » Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:23 pm

And Mookie makes fun of the FFC for our gay threads. ;-7

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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby Tavish » Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:45 pm

I'm all for troughs, although I really am not a fan of trough located in the same restroom as the large community sinks. I've come awfully close while being plastered at an airport to mistaking the two.
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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby Mookie4ever » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:07 pm

Lofunzo wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:has anyone else peed that close to a famous person?


I once peed on Betty White but she asked me to. Not sure if that counts.

On a similar note, I don't see why they need a kid's urinal unless it's in a place with tons of urinals. Let them use the stall. It's like the parking at the local Uno's. Are there really going to be 6 handicapped drivers at the restaurant at 1 time??


Urinals are much more efficient and less wasteful of water than your regular toilet. Troughs are the most efficient but there's nowhere to rest your popcorn and rootbeer.
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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby Mookie4ever » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:08 pm

knapplc wrote:And Mookie makes fun of the FFC for our gay threads. ;-7

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I make fun of you for soooo much more than just your gay threads (although you do dress very effeminately).


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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby knapplc » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:10 pm

Well, just so you don't feel bad about yourself - when you do make fun of us, it really hurts us. Deep down inside. It really does.

I just wanted you to know that.
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