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Mens' Room dilemma

Postby Mookie4ever » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:47 pm

A few days ago me and the missus went to the local theatre to see No Country for Old Men (great movie except for a disappointing ending). I went to the mens' room before the show. There were 3 urinals but one was at child level.

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The one on the far right is occupied. Let's call him knapple.

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Question: Do I use the kids' urinal or do I use the middle one and pee beside the dude?
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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby knapplc » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:55 pm

You always leave a space. Always. That means you use the kid's urinal. Nobody would notice. It's the Law.
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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby ThatDude » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:09 pm

Nothing wrong with pissing in a stall.
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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby Yoda » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:22 pm

I always use the stall if available. I like privacy.
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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby RyanK » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:27 pm

defiantly wouldve asked the guy if he wanted to share the urinal...
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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby bigh0rt » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:28 pm

First thing I'd do is inquire about why he has on women's footwear, and by the time he was done explaining, he'd probably be done and zipped, and I could have the center stall to myself, screwing anybody who tried to come in and relieve themselves behind me.
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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby cordscords » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:43 pm

bigh0rt wrote:First thing I'd do is inquire about why he has on women's footwear


lol!

Anyways I would take the stall.
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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby The Artful Dodger » Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:05 pm

That fella's got a nice set of knockers on his head. ;-D

I always use the stall, but prefer the one on the end where it's longer and less crowded than the other stalls.
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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby knapplc » Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:11 pm

OK, for everyone advocating the stall - if you're "shy" enough to not want to go in the kid's urinal, why would you be OK with the noise of the stall? It's far more noticeable to go there because it's so loud.
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Re: Mens' Room dilemma

Postby bigken117 » Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:27 pm

Use the kids urinal. Only use the stall if you have to sit...and if you have to sit at a movie theater it had better be a photo finish. Otherwise if the kids bidet was in use, leaving only the center one free, or if the center one was in use, buy some time by checking out your hair in the mirror, splashing your face with cold water etc until a urinal with nobody directly to either side is open ;-D
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