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Postby Madison » Sun Feb 15, 2004 5:38 am

Subject: 15 at WalMart


15 Things to do at Walmart while your wife is taking her sweet
time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's
carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"Code 3 in Housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the
bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and
pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the
clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
the theme from "Mission Impossible".

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different
size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15 Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and
then yell loudly "Hey! You're out of toilet paper in here!"
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Re: Funny things to do at Wal-Mart

Postby Brokentusks9 » Sun Feb 15, 2004 6:07 am

Madison wrote:
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
the theme from "Mission Impossible".


They do not find this amusing, and asked me to stop or I'd be thrown out.

Well, I thought it was funny... ;-7
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Sun Feb 15, 2004 10:54 am

:-? :-?

wal-mart, here i come!!! :-D
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yay! sox win!!!
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Postby kentx12 » Sun Feb 15, 2004 2:23 pm

Cute ;-D
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Re: Funny things to do at Wal-Mart

Postby DieHardCubbie » Sun Feb 15, 2004 8:23 pm

Madison wrote:15 Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and
then yell loudly "Hey! You're out of toilet paper in here!"


Now the phrase..."Goin' to the Wal-Mart" will take on a whole new meaning...... :-b
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Postby wrveres » Sun Feb 15, 2004 8:26 pm

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.


ROFLMAO ..... ;-D
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Postby cwebb » Mon Feb 16, 2004 2:59 pm

Don't stop now, brokentusks, they'll like it better next time!
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Re: Funny things to do at Wal-Mart

Postby eftda » Mon Feb 16, 2004 6:23 pm

Madison wrote:15 Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and
then yell loudly "Hey! You're out of toilet paper in here!"


lol, i will go try that today
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