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Postby Madison » Sun Feb 15, 2004 5:34 am

Politics...

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

#1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.

#2 Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
Government.

#3 We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.

#4 The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.

#5 And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
check
on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parent! 's room and finds his mother
sound
asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding
the
door locked, he looks in the peephole and finds his father in bed with
the
nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now.
"The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class,
while
the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the
Future
is in deep shit."

Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Sun Feb 15, 2004 11:02 am

:-o :-o

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Postby kentx12 » Sun Feb 15, 2004 2:32 pm

So true. But very funny.
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sun Feb 15, 2004 8:27 pm

ROFLMAO..... ;-D
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