Michael: Yeah, Dwight?
Dwight: I think all the other office gays should identify themselves, or I will do it for them.
Oscar: No one else in this office is gay.
Dwight: What about Phyllis? She makes absolutely no attempt to be feminine
jim: dwight 3 books you'd bring on a desert island?
dwight: question: is there firewood on the island?
jim: uh yeah i guess.
dwight: alright, in that case i'd bring an axe no books.
jim: no dwight it has to be a book.
dwight: fine, physicians desk referance.
dwight: hollowed out, inside beat seeds, iodine tablets, waterproof matches, Nasa blanket. and, just incase i get bored, harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban, no, harry potter and the sorcerers stone, question: did my shoes come off in the plane crash?
You have no frame of reference, Donny. You're like a child who walks into the middle of a movie...