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by PlayingWithFire » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:17 am
Lofunzo wrote:Old_Style wrote:Fill a manila envelope with shaving cream. Slide the open end of the envelope underneath their door and step on it as hard as you can. I've never tried it myself, but I hear it works good.
Meh. How much shaving cream can you fit into a manilla envelope and still slide it under the door.
PWF.......Please tell us your exact living situation relative to this person now and for the next few weeks.
I don't have to do anything back during the break but
say 20min Highway drive now to her house
30 seconds speed walk when school start to her dorm room
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by Lofunzo » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:27 am
PlayingWithFire wrote:Lofunzo wrote:Old_Style wrote:Fill a manila envelope with shaving cream. Slide the open end of the envelope underneath their door and step on it as hard as you can. I've never tried it myself, but I hear it works good.
Meh. How much shaving cream can you fit into a manilla envelope and still slide it under the door.
PWF.......Please tell us your exact living situation relative to this person now and for the next few weeks.
I don't have to do anything back during the break but
say 20min Highway drive now to her house
30 seconds speed walk when school start to her dorm room
Is her house right now home with her parents?? And do you wish to perform coitus on her in the future?? This all matters.
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by PlayingWithFire » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:33 am
Lofunzo wrote:PlayingWithFire wrote:Lofunzo wrote:
Meh. How much shaving cream can you fit into a manilla envelope and still slide it under the door.
PWF.......Please tell us your exact living situation relative to this person now and for the next few weeks.
I don't have to do anything back during the break but
say 20min Highway drive now to her house
30 seconds speed walk when school start to her dorm room
Is her house right now home with her parents?? And do you wish to perform coitus on her in the future?? This all matters.
She lives with her parents(no sibling). And no, she's safely out of my league.
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by TheA'sFatLeadoffMan » Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:50 am
No ideas, but I do have a picture that might work as inspiration
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by PlayingWithFire » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:46 pm
Snakes Gould wrote:before i give any suggestions, you need pics of her.
not going to happen
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by PlayingWithFire » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:46 pm
TheA'sFatLeadoffMan wrote:No ideas, but I do have a picture that might work as inspiration
Duly noted
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