BoTVC Round of 16 - Mr. Burns Vs. Peter Griffin

[Omaha Red Sox]

I went with Peter. Never a fan of Burns, but Peter makes me laugh sometimes. Like when he got high with Clinton and they wanted to eat that pig.

[ThatDude]

I expected Bart to lose to George, even though I think it's a travesty.

But if Burns loses to Griffin, that's beyond all logic.

[KCollins1304]

I don't understand the fascination with Burns, he's a minor character on the Simpsons. He's funny when he's on, but the show is hardly ever about him. Whereas Peter is the main character of most of the Family Guy episodes.

"You like that sideboob? Well I hope not, cuz that's my sideboob."

[BronXBombers51]

I expected Bart to lose to George, even though I think it's a travesty.

But if Burns loses to Griffin, that's beyond all logic.

Mr. Burns is better than Peter Griffin and Bart Simpson is better than George Costanza?

You've got a strange sense of humor my friend.

[Dan Lambskin]

At the Mayo Clinic, Burns receives the results of his tests.

Burns: Well, doc, I think I did pretty well on my tests. You may
shake my hand if you like.
Doctor: Well, under the circumstances, I'd rather not.
Burns: Eh?
Doctor: Mr. Burns, I'm afraid you are the sickest man in the
United States. You have everything.
Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?
Doctor: Yes.
Burns: Juvenile diabetes?
Doctor: Yes.
Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?
Doctor: Uh, a little bit, yes. You also have several diseases
that have just been discovered -- in you.
Burns: I see. You sure you haven't just made thousands of
mistakes?
Doctor: Uh, no, no, I'm afraid not.
Burns: This sounds like bad news.
Doctor: Well, you'd think so, but all of your diseases are in
perfect balance. Uh, if you have a moment, I can explain.
Burns: Well ... [looks at his watch]
[the Doctor puts a tiny model house door on his desk]
Doctor: Here's the door to your body, see? [bring up some small
fuzz balls with goofy faces and limbs from under the desk]
And these are oversized novelty germs. [points to a
different one up as he names each disease] That's
influenza, that's bronchitis, [holds up one] and this cute
little cuddle-bug is pancreatic cancer. Here's what
happens when they all try to get through the door at once.
[tries to cram a bunch through the model door. The
"germs" get stuck]
[Stooge-like] Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo! Move it,
chowderhead!
[normal voice] We call it, "Three Stooges Syndrome."
Burns: So what you're saying is, I'm indestructible!
Doctor: Oh, no, no, in fact, even slight breeze could --
Burns: Indestructible.

[cordscords]

^ Far and away my favorite Burns scene, but he doesnt top Griffin IMO.

[KCollins1304]

Peter wins! hehhheehhehehhheheh

[ThatDude]

I expected Bart to lose to George, even though I think it's a travesty.

But if Burns loses to Griffin, that's beyond all logic.

Mr. Burns is better than Peter Griffin and Bart Simpson is better than George Costanza?

You've got a strange sense of humor my friend.

I'm normal. It's the rest of you that are crazy.


Release the hounds.

[StlSluggers]

Booooo!

Burns should win this. Peter's nothing special.

[Yoda]

Yeah Peter is funny but so unoriginal... I'm sad Burns lost.