I don't know what you guys are talking about. Tony is funny too:
How 'bout the fact that I hate my son? I come home, he's sittin' on the computer in his underwear...wastin' his time in some chitchat room goin' back an' forth with some other ***** jerkoff... gigglin' like a little school girl. I wanna ****** smash his ****** face in.
Are you ******* kiddin' me? You should be kissin' her feet. Because when you were growin' up, if it wasn't for her, I would've knocked all your baby teeth out with one shot.
Carmela Soprano: I think you should pay him, Tony. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: No ******* way. Carmela Soprano: What, your daughter's future isn't worth 10000 dollars? Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: That's not it. That mother******'s full of ****. He's shaking me down. Carmela Soprano: No, he's not. Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Oh, yeah? Who knows more about extortion, me or you?
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." ~George Carlin