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Re: MacGyver Vs. Zack Morris

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:41 pm

I'm probably voting for MacGyver as long as he's in this thing.

140 MacGyverisms

001 PILOT
Disarmed missle with a paperclip
Matches & rope got rifle to shoot itself
Smashed pistol barrel to use as rocket thruster
Kicked grate to test for hidden laser
Lit cigarette with hidden laser
Smoked cigarette to find hidden laser
Used binocular eyepiece to catch laser beam
Aimed laser beam at source to "kill" it
Knotted fire hose to build up water pressure
Used said hose to lift steel beam
Tested heat on door with a stick (it caught fire)
Milk Chocolate candy stops sulphuric acid leak
Used shirt to filter gases
Sodium metal & cold capsule explosive
Flipped lights in morse code


002 CRUSHER/GOLDEN TRIANGLE
Picked up thieves in car with heavy duty magnet
Inflate raft to pop a flare
Bamboo thing with alcohol & fire ash
Winched a helicopter


003 PEGASUS/THIEF OF BUDAPEST
Stole horse, got it picked up with helicopter
Lightbulbs between boards simulate flat tire sound
Weed Killer Bomb
Magnifying Glass using hair & white wine
Mess up traffic signal with credit card


004 MAP/GAUNTLET
Used SAK to push key out of lock other side of door
Key fell on map previously slid under door
Slid map out with key on it
Used map as pea shooter distraction
Rolled map around bar to knock bad person
Slid down sand dune on map
Used map & duct tape to patch hole in hot air balloon
Camera timer & "silly putty" explosive
Noise: Duct tape, firecrackers, candle on church bell
Hooked cable wire on car axle to stop car
Used Kate Connally's compact as rear view mirror
Threw Kate Connally on someone for distraction
Made car go w/ belt thru steering wheel & stick shift


005 HEIST
Distraction: String & paper clip women's dress zipper
Buffed dice with powder soap on shoe shine machine
Hid buffed dice in drink after winning (GOT CAUGHT!)
Electric cord tied door handle shut
Pushed bar cart by igniting CO2 tanks
Magnet in Chris' shoe screws up roulette wheel
Marked card with Chris' ring
Picked lock with SAK (TWICE IN THIS EP!)
Wired fuse box lights to alarm clock with hands
Picked 2:10 as time because wires would touch
Coat hanger & Mirror on camera to fool security camera
After sneak in room, yank above device off w/string
Found laser beam with cigar ashes
Plastic tube used to "route" the laser
Limbo'd under above tube
Let bird out of cage to set off motion detector
Faked musical notes with wine-filled crystal goblets
Used piece of glass lamp for funnel
"Funneled" diamonds down the drainpipe
Fire ext. & car jack, I think USA left something out..
Put parachute on car
Drove car out of plane at 20,000 feet


006 WHITEWATER/TRUMBO'S WORLD
Used SAK to snitch towel off laundry line
Moved shower pipe on fire, "hot water"
Log lifted door out
Kerosene soaked rope lit so bad guys can't follow
Jumper Cable, generator, money makes arc welder
Rope over post, twist to lift canoe off person
Hose, metal pipe, gasoline = flame thrower
Nitrate, cellulose, acid = nitro manite
Melted garden hose spread on net = ant-repel suit
Blew up ants with aforementioned nitro manite


007 LAST STAND
Bike bars, rust, flare, used as torch
Cotton, Engine Starter Fluid, fertilizer = bomb
Wrap above in newspaper and duct tape
Light bulb melt ice down a tube
Above water went to door lock, froze, broke door
Hung on for dear life on an airplane rudder
Daveism-Knocked guy down with helicopter


008 HELLFIRE
Used gum wrapper to fix fuse
Tested nitroglycerin on barrel
Fix truck with pen spring
Drove truck with nitro downhill w/o brakes


009 PRODIGAL
Hot wire car with paper clip
Used SAK to pick trunk lock
Loosened lug nuts of bad guys car
Used string to turn on saw
Distraction: Drywall & wood chips thru a saw
Drained radiator on bad guys car
Soda, fizzies, dry ice simulated smoke
Posed as tow truck driver to take Paulie
Dropped car off truck in narrow alley to block chasers
Used string & rod to trip someone
Used SAK to pick ANOTHER lock
Rod & electrical cord used as harpoon
Telescope, camphor balls, cleaning fluid, cloth
to "fire" the harpoon
Went across harpooned cord with pulley and handles


010 KITCHEN MAGIC/TARGET MACGYVER
Pick Lock with SAK (HO HUM!!!!!!)
Stack pans on ice, heat w/Toaster Oven
Spread cooking oil on floor
Use hose as "trip wire"
Cover "bad guys" with outdoor chaise
Reeds under wood to "fake" breathing
Blowdart, using reeds & anesthetic-type plant
Decoy using a stuffed jacket
Pine cones & pine pitch as "land mines"
Used "loco weed" as anesthetic
Grain dust down a funnel, light it
Harry strung wire to use a "remote tripper"
Sawed post halfway
Harry used pine nuts as "blasting caps"


011 NIGHTMARES (even while drugged, Mac comes thru!)
LISAISM-Alarm from string, goblet, silverware
Gum wrapper fishing lure
Hid evidence in concrete base of lamp post
Water down belt into electrical outlet is "shocker"
Cot springs & cot used to "sling shot" the door open
TV tube, jumper cable, battery "shocked" bad guys
Fire hose out window faked out bad guys
Air out of tire with nail (That's not new....)
Water jugs hung on rope, let go, WHAM
Lit rope on fire to activate smoke alarm
Hit iron bar on fire hydrant to make magnet


012 FUNERAL IN BERLIN/DEATHLOCK
James Bond Trick! Casket becomes a jetski
Held armor out to test for booby traps
Metal bowl & electric juicer jam TV signals
Batteries, wires, mixer, rubber band, cart move armor
Vinegar & Baking Soda smoke screen
Spread out metal duct pipe for "warning alarm"
Rewired & disconnected "bad guys" TV signals
Used mirror as periscope
Got some "trigger" to squirt water at bad guy


013 FLAME'S END
Notice hole is blown IN, not out, with magnesium oxide
Cut wires to speed up time clock to open door
Use a pistol as a wrench


014 COUNTDOWN
Made a robot to open fridge and grab eggs
Turned cargo net into a rapel line
Dental probe coated with vasoline to go thru seal
HOW TO DEFUSE THIS VACUUM BOMB:
1. Score neon tube with sharpening stone
2. Break at score, quickly plug w/cork
3. Slide neon tube SLOWLY thru silicon seal
4. Pop cork against sharp object inside bomb
5. Release of neon sucks phosphorus inside tube
6. Pull tube out, you will hear a BANG
7. Milk & dash of liquid oven cleaner in pastry tube
8. Remove cylinder seals, sniff for chemical content
9. Put milky stuff in each cylinder
10. After liquid clears, drain cylinders
11. AW MAN!!! secondary part activates!!!!!!!
12. Tell Pete you'll play golf (you HATE golf!)
13. Tell Pete to do some cross matches
14. Pete comes back and tells you who is VIKING
15. "Innocently" ask the bad guy which fuse to pull
16. Purposely do the exact opposite!


015 ENEMY WITHIN
Fix brake line while car is in motion
Nylon = adiphic acid, hexmethylene diamene, & iron
Mirror, wires, spiral ash tray for hypnosis
Candle holder, electric cord, rubber = "Heart starter"


016 EVERY TIME SHE SMILES
Used coat rack to break wall
Hooked coat wire on conveyor to break wall wire
Rode on conveyor belt
Speeded up merry-go-round
Dropped rings in merry-go-round mesh gears
The rings screwed up the gears and threw off bad guys
Made gas from pest control, soap flakes, tile cleaner
Fused with lard, newspaper, oven cleaner
Placed above on cookie sheet with gas jet
Jumped on oil truck
Put hose on oil truck exhaust
Mixed above with water for explosion


017 TO BE A MAN
Rewired booby trap to prevent detonation
Used satellite parts & plastic shield as hang glider
Used Butane burner as torpedo
Fixed gasket on manual water pump
Hid under straw and knocked support down
Fire Extinguisher, water, & spike; broke off boulder


018 UGLY DUCKLING
Speaker & oscillator hurt bad guys ears
"Kateism"-made transistor radio into SAR-SAT
"Kateism"-jumper cables & battery burned off bars
Cooled Hot bars with hydrocarbon spray can
Cactus juice powered a transistor radio
Triangulation: 2 radios, car antena, watch, wire, sun
Headlight, mirror, binocular lens to fire gun
Got missle to counteract another missle


019 SLOW DEATH
No matter what, MacGyver will NOT miss a train!
Made doll from handkerchief and sock
Salt, Seltzer, green olives as distraction
Moonshine & matches to force bad guys off
Rewired starter on train to overload
Lie Detector from Blood Pressure pump & alarm clock


020 ESCAPE
Ball, kerosene, newspaper, cotton = hot air balloon
Spatula attached to ceiling fan simulates helicopters
PCP & "volitle liquid" on clothes for explosive
Wire, washtub, ice, PCP for timed explosive
Tape recorder against microphone simulated sirens
Emptied grenade powder on cement for explosive


021 A PRISONER OF CONSCIENCE
Potato on tailpipe caused car to backfire
Blanket, gas, rope, life jacket jammed boat gears
Hanging bucket with mop slid thru simulated "mopping"
Caulk & "hardening agent" got someone stuck on bucket


022 ASSASSIN
Put board across exit "wheel gougers" to drive over


023 HUMAN FACTOR
Got past security checkpoint hanging under car
Newspaper, magnify glass, watch crystal = telescope
Tightrope walked over laser trap floor
Plaster dust & coat simulated handprint for sensor
Mirror, mop, & pail redirected and shorted laser beam
Used pants to hang on pipe over boiling water
Magnets, matches, & paper shorted heat seeking robots
Cut cable to stop fan from sucking out air
Used wires to short fuses to start electrical overload
Used overloaded sparking cable to destroy computer
Opened mined door, hoping Pete had detonated mines


024 ERASER
Rode ON elevator, instead of IN it
Used wire to short a keypad combination lock
Rewired car phone to lock car doors on incoming call
Used metal tube, rag, & gas as tordedo
Mirror image of guy shot, fake blood included
Run foil between lips to simulate police siren


025 TWICE STUNG
Fire hose attached to elevator broke door
Flashlight battery & matches connect to floodlight
reversed wiring to short out lock


026 WISH CHILD
RC Toy used as distraction to "bad" teenager
Watch crystal, firecracker to burst crate
Rope & umbrella used as grappling hook
Gunpowder & bandana in keyhole, hit door, burst lock
Fire extinguisher smoke screen
Block door with fire extinguisher pin


027 FINAL APPROACH
Made parachute into tent
Forced snake away with "fire smoke"
Log bark used as water trough
"Watered" mountain lion away with above trough
Tube and earpiece from headset used as stethoscope
Sighting tool from branches & earrings
Got kids to make mud trough
Hollowed log as "spare tire" on airplane


028 EAGLES
Broke arrow to splint eagle's wing
Used Pen as bird feeder
ball bearing, propane stove & grinder blew up shed
Used Bicycle inner tube as sling shot
Hang glided eggs down from nest


029 JACK OF LIES
Unscrewed lightbulb with cardboard tube
"Sling shotted" an oxygen cylinder
Plugged fuel leak with stick
"Sneaked in" in a coffin
Poured wine on battery to charge it up
Hooked battery to rope and prop for snare


030 ROAD NOT TAKEN
Baseball string tied to door as "alert system"
Animal Fat & Kerosene in can as flare
Made vines into a sling shot
Rosary beads in sun made flame set sling shot off
Used wire from broom as a saw
Fertilizer and rag in can inside bamboo for rocket


031 SILENT WORLD
Plastic trash bag, branch, made delayed starter
Put snare outside front door


032 THREE FOR THE ROAD
Used paper clip for fuse (didn't work!)
Used convertible top cover to stop car
Used convertible top to stop car
Used Ball point pen case to fix fuel line
Muffler, seat stuffing, gas, knob used as cannon
Collected gas from tank with tail light cover
Horn, handle, horseshoe, battery, wire is doorbell
Made flowers from newspaper


033 PHOENIX UNDER SIEGE
Electro magnet from dry cell, copper wire, iron pipe
Create static electricity on wire, zap electric lock
"Harryism"-rubbed ropes against chair to free feet
"Harryism"-kicked phone buttons to say on 5th floor
Disarmed a bomb with hockey ticket


034 FAMILY MATTER
Sneaked directional watch under car
Put coat on Oar, tied it to boat
Float money in life jacket as "message"
Wire & rope made remote starter for engine
Explosive with gas can & oil soaked rag
Bamboo bazookas filled with methane mud


035 SOFT TOUCH
Wheel Chair Magnesium, rags, pipe shattered lock
Roped someone with speaker wire


036 BIRTH DAY
Made driving ramp with boards & barrels
Lifted Jeep with boat crane
Weight on fishing pole, knocked out someone
Water soaked sail bag, signal flags, helium filled


037 PIRATES
Shot polystyrene balls with vaccuum cleaner
Bilge pump water into boat bumper (didn't work!)
Compressed Gas under water burst boat hatch
Kept mine trip wire taught with string
Used nail to wedge button on land mine


038 OUT IN THE COLD
The Parachute thru the ski pole trick!
Squirted someone in face with packet of soy sauce
Used water as magnifying lens on broken microscope
Hid in dry clean bag on conveyer
Electrified fence by putting wire against it


039 DALTON, JACK OF SPIES
Released side car from bike to go thru narrow alley
Shoved motor bike at bad guys
Distraction: Cannon and powder
Hid inside crate
Braced dump truck to stop sledge mechanism
Used hooked bar to turn off sledge
Goofed, turned on the dumper instead
HUNG ON FOR DEAR LIFE while dump truck drove


040 PARTNERS
Shoestring, wrench, door handle attached to gas pedal
"Peteism" Pulled Mac off bed with displacement charge
Oil can, pantihose, battery, exhaust blew off door


041 BUSHMASTER
Used rock & string to make rifle shoot itself
Sent mouse thru drain to get freon
Used freon to shatter lock
Put egg whites on radiator to clog holes in radiator


042 FRIENDS
(just clips of old MacGyverisms)


043 DOA MACGYVER
Slap 2X4 against concrete, sounds like a gun
Muriadic Acid & Amonia make fog screen
Made name plate into bicycle chain guard
Kicked boat stand down to knock bad guy down
Figured out, from conversation, coat was a bomb
Stuffed said coat into jar, threw under bad guys' car


044 FOR LOVE OR MONEY
Made fake blood from red wine and ketchup
Carbon, oxygen, & glove smoke bomb in potatoe dish
Nitro tablet & alcohol explosive
Attached baling wire to ignition to "stun"
Scared everyone with grenade with explosive removed


045} LOST LOVE (Two Part ep)
046} Rode down log carrier
Entered building thru vent pipe
Duct tape over latch so vent won't close
Lowered himself with rope & carabriners
Found hidden laser with climber's chalk
Arnold Palmer's birthday unlocks combination lock
Breathed on window, wrote numbers on vapor
Hydraulic suctions, plastic tube, remote lift glass
Used clamps for pressure to "fake out" weight lock
Post-It note and rope for "distraction" to escape
Kisses Lisa, pulls out her hair pin to pick handcuffs
Used handcuffs to pick lock


047 BACK FROM THE DEAD
Used fire hose to slide across high wire
Used SAK to drop net on someone
Threw spear at dial, steam pressure hit bad guys


048 GHOST SHIP
Made oars from branch & tent bag
Extracted water from stone with metal tube
Fishing reel & line as trip wire, pole as slingshot
Put ?? in pipe, flush water??????


049 FIRE & ICE
Attached hose to rake head, used as climbing rope
Graphite from pencil to make fingerprints show up


050 GX-1
Pine needles between shirt layers for warmth
Made shoes from duct tape and plastic mat
Made hot air balloon from shed, tent, gas cylinders


051 JACK IN THE BOX
Made acetylene from carbide & water
Hooked bad guy up to cable, cable drug him to mud
Put dynamite in suitcase


052 WIDOWMAKER
Car antenae, jump cable, battery used as arc welder
Belt & rope used to climb pole
Cut phone wire to tap morse code
Used a bracelet for above morse code


053 HELL WEEK
"Rymanism"-Fix leak with gum
Acedic Acid & Amonia smoke screen for motion detector
Jam elevator with dustpan
Difuse bomb by "cooking" mercury with wires


054 BLOW OUT
Tear Gas: Hot water bottle, soda, vinegar, spices
Hung dripping yellow paint under car
Moved desk to displace weight for weight bomb
Fill bomb truck with cement


055 KILL ZONE
Used Transmitter from satellite as a radio
Tubing, freon, & gas to seal silicon leak
Hot wired an elevator to speed it up


056 EARLY RETIREMENT
Steam Pressure Hose Smoke Screen


057 THIN ICE
Replaced solenoid spring with flashlight spring


058 THE ODD TRIPLE
Fire hose on the bad guys trick!
used wine to wriggle out of having hands tied
Nitro cannisters on wine cask to break down wall
DALTONISM! Smoke flare in the suitcase


059 NEGOTIATOR
Fire extinguisher to get rid of chase car
Used jumper cables to zap Debra


060 SPOILERS
Smoke screen


061 MASK OF THE WOLF
Copper & zinc mixture to lift tomb door
Used a hemp fuse for above


062 ROCK THE CRADLE
Fixed plane landing gear while in mid air
Built a baby crib from Hockey sticks
Distract bad guys with a remote control plane
Used Fire Hose on bad guys


063 ENDANGERED
Matches & rum for diversion
Took distributor cap from bad guys car (OLD TRICK!)
Speared bandana across river to fool bad guys
Forked branch, pegs, fishing line sling shot a dart
Logs & limonite make pointing arrow
Covered ranger with branches
Rope, matches, and coat on vine simulated "approach"
Flashlight barrel & cord used to shoot dart


064 MURDER'S SKY
Hi-Fi speakers & cable simulate "sonar"
Knocked out lights with window cleaner
Hid behind paper "rock walls"


065 SECRET OF THE PARKER HOUSE
Pencil Erasers & Clay on skull remade Aunt Betty
Lit Candle detected draft to find secret door
Pipe on pressure steamer to torpedo the wall


066 BLOOD BROTHERS
Young Mac made a cart from a bicycle
Drain Cleaner & Phenolphthalen Solution=fake blood


067 OUTSIDERS
Used barrels to support "dirt tunnel"


068 ON A WING AND A PRAYER
Threw lantern on crates for diversion
Patched sea-plane gash with lifejacket material
Rope plane and rev up for take-off on short runway
MacGyver "flew economy" on a sea-plane!


069 COLLISION COURSE
Made new gasket from (?)
Silver nitrate tests for chlorine in water


070 SURVIVORS
Climber's pick and ropes to slide between rock walls
Stuffed a coat to look like a person


071 DEADLY DREAMS
Used motor oil to see thru frosted window
Soaked matches with water to keep from exploding
"Zetoism"-torn book cover plastic used as cup
"Zetoism"-Drain Cleaner & water simulate heart attack
"Zetoism"-Transport mixture via toilet paper roll
"Crossism"-Tape matches to door, light propane
"Crossism"-Phosphorus lanterns in plastic jugs


072 MA DALTON
Used lug wrench to disconnect himself from car


073 CLEO ROCKS
Tested sulfur on spoon over torch
String & SAK released a wire
Stunned Murdoc with electric cord


074 FRATERNITY OF THIEVES
Sodium Thiosulft. & Dis. Water antidote prussic Acid
Rewired Helipad signal lights


075 BATTLE OF TOMMY GIORDANO
Hot wired phone for listening to calls in next room
Sock over the tailpipe, so car couldn't start
Used telephone wire to bolt door shut
Alcohol-Ammonia-Acid used with toy for smoke screen


076 CHALLENGE
Used alcohol to test ink print


077 RUNNERS
Tied car to garbage dump with hose


078 GOLD RUSH
Used pin and map to amplify old dictaphone
Vodka, string, oxygen to blow out snow
Disarm weight mine with backpack pole
Rode plane cargo door like sled


079 INVISIBLE KILLER
Remote Sling Shot to throw leaves & dirt in guy's face
Shot vinegar & pepper through the telescope
Rope Snare Trap with pulley in fire lookout


080 BRAINWASHED
No MacGyverisms, just figured out the "programming"


081 EASY TARGET
Replaced grenade pin with lift ticket wire
Took explosisve from grenade, blew out door
Jammed door, had Pete hold a "trip" wire
Rewired walkie talkies for "short" distraction
Made an electro magnet "short" itself


082 RENEGADE
Hot wire elevator with SAK
Light bulb aim at motion detector to hide motion
Yanked "any old wire" to difuse bomb, GOT LUCKY
Roped prop on helicopter


083 UNFINISHED BUSINESS
Daltonism-Used Feet knock Deborah down w/rock
No "isms," except for clips from past shows


084} LEGEND OF THE HOLY ROSE (Two part ep)
085} Stowed away in a hot tub crate
Built a two seat airplane for rescue
Used his shoes to escape from pendulum torture
Used flag to climb castle to rescue Zoe
Used bellows as a pea shooter


086 BLACK CORSAGE
PHROGISM-pushed door open with nose
PHROGISM-dog rerouted Mac & Colton out of fish chopper
Cut ropes on fish teeth
Start Merry Go Round to distract bad guys
Used SAK to pick lock (HO HUM!!!!!)
Rigged cord to shut cover when jewelry picked up


087 CEASE FIRE
Wire, battery, jumper cable as "arc welder"
Lisa "doubletalks" bad guys
Rope self to cable car
Cut off bomb with SAK


088 SECOND CHANCE
Shot a syringe through rolled up paper
Exploded a gate lock


089 HALLOWEEN KNIGHTS
Pool Chalk, candle wax makes thumbprint impression
Apple & cabbage deflects rifle with motion detector
Garbage Can Lid deflects rifle with motion detector
Tent cloth prevents motion detector from working
Pouring kerosene on self repels snakes


090 CHILDREN OF LIGHT
Vise Grip forced heavy pipe to burst down door
Used metal pole to slide down cord used as rope


091 BLACK RHINO
(no MacGyverisms, just a bunch of fighting)


092 TEN PERCENT SOLUTION
Earring, tube, light bulb broke thru metal door


093 TWO TIMES TROUBLE
Climbed out of elevator, and up shaft
Camera lens = magnifying glass
Got fingerprint with tempura paint and tape
Figured out double life, dressed up as Carla
While underwater in tank, breathed on bubble pipe
Kicked light bulb, cut straightjacket on broken glass


094 MADONNA
Rolled stage on barbells


095 SERENITY
(no MacGyverisms, BOO HOO!)


096 LIVE & LEARN
Glycerol & water to recover a burned paper
Lifted cement slab off someone


097 LOG JAM
Squirt fire hose at a killer (didn't work too long!)


098 TREASURE OF MANCO
Used SAK to dig out grout seal on rock
Stood on stone to activate Inca mechanism


099 JENNY'S CHANCE
Wire & microchip makes high frequency noise
Everybody was somebody else!!!!!


100 DEEP COVER (2nd appearance of DEXTER!)
Flare, oxygen, wire, popped submarine cover
Pinned bad guys with raft
Hooked boat to dock
Cable "hooked" bad guy


101 LOST AMADEUS
LULUISM-took key while looking over someone's shoulder
LULUISM-"Therapied" guy to distraction, then hit
Hid inside grate
Hair pin opens lock
Lit kerosene lamp in trash, activates CO2 Extinguisher
Cut ropes against scroll saw blade


102 HEARTS OF STEEL
Swung on Cable to knock bad guy down
Heavy electro-magnet lifted car


103 RUSH TO JUDGEMENT
Used SAK to pick lock on soft drink dispenser (YAWN..)
Made soft drink dispenser shoot cans for distraction
Pushed cart to knock bag lady down
Spilled perfume to put dogs off scent trail
Dressed manequins in Macs clothes to fool dogs


104 PASSAGES
HARRYISM-Gum wrapper fishing lure
Fire hose threaded on boat axle winches door open
Used boat cable to jump from ship
Drew symbol in baby powder to tell Pete something


105 TOUGH BOYS
Picked lock w/SAK (how many times was THIS done?)
Cowboy roped a bomb w/electrical cord
Attempted to disarm bomb w/ string & copper tube
Didn't work, got lucky, bomb was phony
Paint can handle & lawn mower rope pull lift door bolt
Used oozie as wrench to turn on fire hose
Thread said hose thru ladder, squirt bad guys


106 HUMANITY Phone & Speaker to listen to "clicks" in comb. lock
Threw bomb in safe after opening it


107 GUN
Used (??) to pry box open
Explosive: Grenade detonator, copper wire, dry cell


108 TWENTY QUESTIONS
Last computer file accessed = next house robbery
Threw picture for distraction
Lamp, small figure, table, = LARGE shadow on curtain
Chained truck so it wouldn't go over edge


109 WALL
Signal Flare to detect laser beam
Used "slimy goo" to get ropes off hands
Used hand puppet as distraction
Toy Blimp as distraction
Dropped snare drum on bad guy


110 LESSON IN EVIL
ZETOISM-Use pin to pick lock (how original!)
Mac deciphered Zeto's code
Jumped on bell rope, caused bell to hit Zeto


111 HARRY'S WILL
SAK to pick lock (AGAIN???)
Used wire to pull air pump hose
Inflated doubled-over inner tube to raise car
DIVINE INTERVENTION gave clue to Harry's puzzle


112 MACGYVER'S WOMEN
Used belt hook to cut ropes
Roped building, horse pulled building down
Alcohol poured on seeds in stove mimics gunshots


113 BITTER HARVEST
Sunglasses, Nail Polish Remover, Lamp = spectroscope
Used homemade spectroscope to analyze stick for "fix"
Kicked off welded bar, cut ropes on welds
Breathed oxygen from hole left from kicking bar
Squirted wine from tank at bad guy


114 VISITOR
SAK to pick lock (ho hum!!!!!!!!!)
VORTEX caused distraction
VORTEX posts Mac's bail
VORTEX shorts out the flame thrower
Uranium, amonia, nepalm, wires = chemical plasma
Spear salted wires to power lines = chemical plasma


115 SQUEEZE PLAY (3rd appearance of DEXTER!)
Pull out brick to listen in room
Record tone dials to figure out phone number
Kent McCord bats ball to cause sign to fall


116 JERICO GAMES
Jerico pin picks lock (yawn........)
Mac escaped by hanging on under truck
Metal rod pushed window out of incinerator
Used same rod to push incinerator handle to OFF
Rod & string to open latch on incinerator door


117 WASTELAND
Propeller Parachute man to hospital (GOOD 'ISM!)


118 EYE OF OSIRIS
Sugar/Water to dry Sand impression for plaster mold


119 HIGH CONTROL
Found Biotoxin in Teddy Bear
Used broken glass to break ropes
Squirt ether thru pump hose to knock someone out
Mixed explosive, put on bike, hit car with it


120 THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE
Stapled coat to ground, person was in coat
Blown up rubber glove & light bulb thing


121 BLIND FAITH
Steam Pressure Hose Shot Gun
Used grinder to cut ropes
Jam Door with a Crowbar (TOO EASY!)
Used Display Shelf as Bullet Proof Barrier
Used Jumper Cables to make "stunner"


122 FAITH HOPE & CHARITY
Made a Crutch from Hat Rack
Ropes against saw to cut binds
Made wheelchair from Baby Carriage
Saw thru stair support to stop bad guys
Found a secret tunnel
Cayene Pepper on a mop in someone's face
Pull Stair Carpet runner to trip someone
Vaccuum Cleaner in the Chili, squirt at someone


123 STRICTLY BUSINESS
Used Rifle to prop Booby Trap wires


124 TRAIL OF TEARS
T-Bar inside tube for rocket to break door
Used feather as cotter pin to stop bomb


125 HIND-SIGHT
(Just clips of old MacGyverisms)


126 HONEST ABE
Use Flashlight Morse Code to access helicopter
{"Waxed" cloth thru candle for a fuse
{thread above fuse into keyhole
{Pour Brandy into bellows, flush thru keyhole
{Lit fuse by stiking metal hoop on concrete floor
Fired helicopter weapons by shaving & flashing mirrror


127 HOOD
Speared skeleton hand to pull lever
Candle Wax enhanced printing on burned matchbook
Hid in Laundry Cart, kicked someone
Knocked scaffolding down w/ fire hose & elevator


128 OBSESSED
Used shoes to pull cart with nitrogen toward him
Used Nitrogen to break rope
Stuffed cloth in the intake of rocket to mess it up
Squirted "409 Cleaner" on light bulb for diversion
Murdocism-Dart in payment briefcase


129 PROMETHEUS SYNDROME
Used bomb to break down door
Pulled bomb pin with officer badge
Used above pin to unhook motion sensor in bomb
Used walkie talkie magnet against bomb circuit


130 COLTONS
Got the dog to bring acid to him to cut rope


131 WALKING DEAD
Grab rope thru knothole in coffin
Knotted rope, swaying truck broke coffin
Throw Mama L.'s "magic dust"
Wire, brick, barrel as distraction
Escaped in cloud of magic powder


132} GOOD KNIGHT MACGYVER (Two part ep)
133} "Ducked" on horse to prevent joust jab
Cowboy-roped a knight
Sliced standing rope with SAK (so what?!?!?!?!?!?!)
Lit a match (This WAS the 16th Century!!!!!)
Pewter goblet, 4 eggs, & (?????) for poison antidote
Alcohol, candle, wire, metal, glass; isolated tinadium
Soda & vinegar in bag is fire extinguisher
Corkscrew on SAK pulled Mac out of pits
High pitch dog whistle from metal tube & paper?
Lighter & "black powder" make letters show up on rock
Polished barrette with amonia to make mirror
Wet cloth strips, quills, silk, knife makes kite
Vitriol & zinc make hydrogen gas in a boda bag
Used said gassed boda bag to fly kite
Said kite caught fire and blew off jail door


134 DEADLY SILENTS
Open SAK with one hand!
SAK thru wallet, poke curtain, slide down curtain
Used shoe as "grappling hook"
Pulled prop down on "bad guys"


135 SPLIT DECISION
Homemade boxing training devices
Sodium Thiosulfate & water is "chill bag"
Knocks window with crane truck


136 GUNZ 'N BOYS
Tore off Air Conditioner to get in warehouse
Lit whiskey covered kindling in wastebasket for flame
Used flame, Duct Pipe, cinch belt to torpedo beer keg
Picked lock with champaigne cork wire (original....)


137 OFF THE WALL
Heat Coil & Coat hanger to break plastic hand ties
Threw bomb down chute, hit car


138 STRINGER
Water Pressure Hose "Turbo" Lift
Smoke screen down a funnel


139 MOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
Test tube & scarf to split wire
Put stopper in door to jam it so it wouldn't lock


140 LOST TREASURE OF ATLANTIS
Replaced Medal used to hold bars with lens cap
OOPS, that didn't work!
Now, HOW did they get out of the rock pile???
How to get out of Jail with an electrically
charged floor:
1. Attach chain to wooden chair.
2. Place chair on electric floor.
3. Make sure you don't step on electric part!
4. Hop on chair, don't touch floor.
5. Lean back in chair.
6. Fill keyhole with butane gas from lighter.
7. Jump off chair.
8. Push light hanging from cord against door
to ignite the butane.
9. BAM, door is open.
Take apart gun, use pin to pick handcuff locks.
How to get a car with no engine to "go:"
1. Put booster rockets on side of car
2. Hook the car to a box of grenades.
3. BAM, building door is blown off, car goes.
Used the booby trap stalactites to cut rope
Candle in armor to burn rope for distraction
(Shades of "Deathlock" here????)
Used SAK to start the plane (OH PUH-LEEZ!!)
How to get out of a volcano:
1. Thread rope thru funnel
2. Throw funnel with rope to top
3. Hope it "catches," it does
4. Loop rope thru pulley
5. Put coat over steam pipe
6. The pressure of steam forces coat out
7. Rope moves, hang on, get out


141 TRAIL TO DOOMSDAY
Air nozzle w/powder to distract bad guy
Wet rag w/charcoal used as gas mask
Used eyeglasses as magnifier
Use belt as a pole grip to climb pole
Used vaccuum switch and hose to distract bad guy
Screw driver blocks door
Tone generator of oscilloscope rewired uranium separator
Used insulation to crawl on "hot" uranium pipes
Red & Black lead wires and tennis racket used as tricket wrench
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Re: BoTVC Round 2 - MacGyver Vs. Zack Morris

Postby Old_Style » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:10 pm

Ah crap. I edited the title and the poll disappeared.
I'll make up another.
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Re: Delete This Thread

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:32 pm

in. :-B

Damn, and that big huge long post for nothing. I'll have to type it all over again in the new thread I guess. :-D
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Re: Delete This Thread

Postby KCollins1304 » Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:35 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:in. :-B

Damn, and that big huge long post for nothing. I'll have to type it all over again in the new thread I guess. :-D


If only they'd invent some sort of way to copy things from one page and transfer them over to another page. :-D !+)
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Re: Delete This Thread

Postby AussieDodger » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:10 pm

KCollins1304 wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:in. :-B

Damn, and that big huge long post for nothing. I'll have to type it all over again in the new thread I guess. :-D


If only they'd invent some sort of way to copy things from one page and transfer them over to another page. :-D !+)


He could always make a rubbing of it. ;-D
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Re: Delete This Thread

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:19 pm

KCollins1304 wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:in. :-B

Damn, and that big huge long post for nothing. I'll have to type it all over again in the new thread I guess. :-D


If only they'd invent some sort of way to copy things from one page and transfer them over to another page. :-D !+)


That would be awesome, but it'd probably be expensive. And I don't have a degree in computer science or anything so a program that complex would probably take me years to master. Oh well.
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