BoTVC Round 1 - Fred Sanford Vs. Dr. Cox

[Old_Style]

Vs.

[Dan Lambskin]

Dr Cox...he's become more annoying than funny lately, i'm sure Fred would just call him a big dummy

[cordscords]

Dr. Cox: Okay, think of what little patience I have as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well, he dropped by and he brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartels & James and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now.

[dclark0699]

“Lady, people aren’t chocolates. D’you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don’t find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.”

Dr. Cox all the way.

[dclark0699]

I forgot about my favorite Dr. Cox one-liner....."I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it."

[beatdrum]

Tough match up

Everyone is spouting off Dr. Cox quotes so I thought I'd add one for Fred G.

"Esther - you so ugly I'm gonna stick yo face in dough and make me some gorilla cookies."

[teddy ballgame]

Fred.

[deerayfan072]

Sandford

[ironman]

Fred Sanford by far. You young whippersnappers don't know anything.

[Omaha Red Sox]

I forgot about my favorite Dr. Cox one-liner....."I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it."

How about "I'm going to go take a shower and wash this moment off of me."? I liked that one. Went with Dr Cox though, like Dan said, he's sometimes more annoying than funny.