Omaha Red Sox wrote:Man, I'm surprised at the results so far. I thought one of the smartest TV characters in history would be getting more votes.
A loser mailman who lives with his mother? Do you find him a kindred soul?
Cliff Claven wrote:Well you see, Norm, it’s like this…A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Now that's knowledge my friend. Want to change your vote now?
Omaha Red Sox wrote:Man, I'm surprised at the results so far. I thought one of the smartest TV characters in history would be getting more votes.
A loser mailman who lives with his mother? Do you find him a kindred soul?
Cliff Claven wrote:Well you see, Norm, it’s like this…A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Now that's knowledge my friend. Want to change your vote now?
Cliff. How can anyone not be a fan of Cheers? *boggle*
Maine has a good swing for a pitcher but on anything that moves, he has no chance. And if it's a fastball, it has to be up in the zone. Basically, the pitcher has to hit his bat. - Mike Pelfrey
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by AussieDodger » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:24 pm 
