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BoTVC Round 1 - Beavis Vs. Cliff Clavin

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Cliff Clavin Vs. Beavis

Poll ended at Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:20 pm

Cliff Clavin
14
42%
Beavis
19
58%
 
Total votes : 33

Re: BoTVC Round 1 - Beavis Vs. Cliff Clavin

Postby AussieDodger » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:24 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:Man, I'm surprised at the results so far. I thought one of the smartest TV characters in history would be getting more votes. :-b


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Do you find him a kindred soul? :-D
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Re: BoTVC Round 1 - Beavis Vs. Cliff Clavin

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:53 pm

AussieDodger wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:Man, I'm surprised at the results so far. I thought one of the smartest TV characters in history would be getting more votes. :-b


A loser mailman who lives with his mother?
Do you find him a kindred soul? :-D


Cliff Claven wrote:Well you see, Norm, it’s like this…A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.


Now that's knowledge my friend. Want to change your vote now? ;-)
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Re: BoTVC Round 1 - Beavis Vs. Cliff Clavin

Postby KCollins1304 » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:45 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
AussieDodger wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:Man, I'm surprised at the results so far. I thought one of the smartest TV characters in history would be getting more votes. :-b


A loser mailman who lives with his mother?
Do you find him a kindred soul? :-D


Cliff Claven wrote:Well you see, Norm, it’s like this…A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.


Now that's knowledge my friend. Want to change your vote now? ;-)


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Re: BoTVC Round 1 - Beavis Vs. Cliff Clavin

Postby pokerplaya » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:09 am

Comon Cliff, RALLY!!
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Re: BoTVC Round 1 - Beavis Vs. Cliff Clavin

Postby deerayfan072 » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:56 am

Cliff ;-D
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Re: BoTVC Round 1 - Beavis Vs. Cliff Clavin

Postby ironman » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:00 pm

Cliff. ;-D
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Re: BoTVC Round 1 - Beavis Vs. Cliff Clavin

Postby Amazinz » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:13 pm

Cliff. How can anyone not be a fan of Cheers? *boggle* :^
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Re: BoTVC Round 1 - Beavis Vs. Cliff Clavin

Postby The Artful Dodger » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:38 am

Beavis and Butthead makes me feel nostalgic about it more than I did Cheers. Chalk up another vote for the Great Cornholio. ;-D
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