BoTVC Round 1 - Jack Bauer Vs. Steve Urkel

[Omaha Red Sox]

I've never in my life watched 24, so I'm voting Urkel. Screw you Jack Bauer.

Amen.

Here here!

[BronXBombers51]

Urkel.

Never watched 24. Why get into a show where if you miss a couple you're screwed. Plus I think Urkel had a bigger impact on pop culture than Bauer.

Jeez, did I do that?

Go out and rent season 1 of 24. You'll run through the whole season before you know it, and you'll be hooked.

The early seasons were good but the superhero novelty wore off for me. How can Jack possibly get out of this one? Oh my goodness, I'm on the edge of my seat.

Season 6 was crap but it's hard to say the show is on a decline because season 5 was arguably the best season ever.

[slomo007]

Oh come on guys, how funny would it be for Urkel to top Big Bad Jack Bauer. How dare anyone who grew up in the '90s to turn their back on the TGIF miracle that is, Steven Q Urkel.

[Y`s Guy]

Urkel.

Never watched 24. Why get into a show where if you miss a couple you're screwed. Plus I think Urkel had a bigger impact on pop culture than Bauer.

Jeez, did I do that?

Go out and rent season 1 of 24. You'll run through the whole season before you know it, and you'll be hooked.

Now I remember one single episode that I did watch. Jack is in a small plane flying an atomic bomb out into the desert. He is with a guy. He tells the guy to jump out and save himself while he sacrifices his life. When the guy bails there is Jack facing certain peril, but will forever be a hero. The show is over for good.


BUT WAIT!!! Out of the cargo in the back of the plane stumbles a cohort who already has radiation poisoning. He talks Jack into jumping out so that HE can sacrifice himself and save the show!!

This is the one show I saw.

[Mookie4ever]

Urkel.

Never watched 24. Why get into a show where if you miss a couple you're screwed. Plus I think Urkel had a bigger impact on pop culture than Bauer.

Jeez, did I do that?

Go out and rent season 1 of 24. You'll run through the whole season before you know it, and you'll be hooked.

Now I remember one single episode that I did watch. Jack is in a small plane flying an atomic bomb out into the desert. He is with a guy. He tells the guy to jump out and save himself while he sacrifices his life. When the guy bails there is Jack facing certain peril, but will forever be a hero. The show is over for good.


BUT WAIT!!! Out of the cargo in the back of the plane stumbles a cohort who already has radiation poisoning. He talks Jack into jumping out so that HE can sacrifice himself and save the show!!

This is the one show I saw.

That was a good show

Jack is the best thing since aerosol cheese. "I'm gonna need a hacksaw" now who could say that with a straight face and have you think that he is the coolest thing since topless carwashes?

[BronXBombers51]

Go out and rent season 1 of 24. You'll run through the whole season before you know it, and you'll be hooked.

Now I remember one single episode that I did watch. Jack is in a small plane flying an atomic bomb out into the desert. He is with a guy. He tells the guy to jump out and save himself while he sacrifices his life. When the guy bails there is Jack facing certain peril, but will forever be a hero. The show is over for good.


BUT WAIT!!! Out of the cargo in the back of the plane stumbles a cohort who already has radiation poisoning. He talks Jack into jumping out so that HE can sacrifice himself and save the show!!

This is the one show I saw.

That was a good show

Jack is the best thing since aerosol cheese. "I'm gonna need a hacksaw" now who could say that with a straight face and have you think that he is the coolest thing since topless carwashes?

lmao

[Tavish]

I'm so disappointed with the voting in the vast majority of the other polls I've decided to spend the rest of the Battle casting spoiler votes for who I think is the worst character. Urkel by a landslide here!