BoTVC Round 1 - Gregory House Vs. Andy Sipowicz

[Omaha Red Sox]

Not familiar with either. I will abstain.

[Dan Lambskin]

never really watched NYPD Blue, but i think i saw it enough to see Sipowicz's ass ...reminds me of the Family Guy (i think) Bert and Ernie NYPD spoof...and also when Homer says "I wish i was Sipowicz)

House is one of the best characters on TV ever, even if the show is the same every week.
Foreman: It's (insert crazy rare disease)
House: you're and idiot...run a spinal tap
Cutty: Houssseeee....you cant do that
House: yes i can because you have a fat ass
[test is run...not the disease House or Foreman thought it was]
Wilson: did you steal my wallet?
House: yes i needed it to by vicodin from that hooker that was just here
Wilson: better hope you dont catch an STD
House: [dramatic pause] that's it, the patient has an STD

[The Artful Dodger]

Not a fan of either show, but that House is brilliant.

[mweir145]

Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.
This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a bored... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will.
But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_z7lMB7 ... eos/464565

[deerayfan072]

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