The Artful Dodger wrote:I love The Simpsons (then again, I've yet to meet someone who doesn't), but don't think much of Bart either. For some reason, I think the best quote attached to him was "Love is easy, state capitals are hard" that wasn't an overused catchphrase. Wasn't a massive fan of Cheers either, but Sam hands down had the better character over Bart in my opinion.
Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding
Bart: I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows.
Bart: There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
Bart: Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
Bart: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
All of those are usable on a weekly basis, if you wanted