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Re: No superstar treatment at the DMV

Postby slomo007 » Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:18 pm

“I am not sure how they roll in the twin cities,” said Roger Marshall, spokesperson for the Massachusetts DMV. “But here in the Commonwealth, we don’t want our DMVs to be like modern-day barbershops. We don’t want people hanging around and talking all day. Get in, get out, you know?”


Seriously? He's the spokesperson??
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Re: No superstar treatment at the DMV

Postby Snakes Gould » Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:19 pm

very funny read. im disappointed to find out that the website is fake news, but still funny nonetheless.
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Re: No superstar treatment at the DMV

Postby Big Pimpin » Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:34 pm

Snakes Gould wrote:very funny read. im disappointed to find out that the website is fake news, but still funny nonetheless.


Me too. I did find it funny, but I did figure it was real. I'm sad it isn't. :,-(
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Re: No superstar treatment at the DMV

Postby The Artful Dodger » Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:21 pm

Big Pimpin wrote:
Snakes Gould wrote:very funny read. im disappointed to find out that the website is fake news, but still funny nonetheless.


Me too. I did find it funny, but I did figure it was real. I'm sad it isn't. :,-(


Same, I'd believe it.

People working at the DMV are what I'd expect in general. Pretty aloof but in general, they don't have an attitude, in my mind, except for the driving examiners I dealt with when I was going for my license. Thank goodness those days are long gone. :-b
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Re: No superstar treatment at the DMV

Postby bigken117 » Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:27 pm

LMAO....the Mass DMV's used to be a nightmare but now that you can do more than half your transactions online the waits are minimal. I went after work last week to renew my lisence and I was in and out in less than half an hour. If this were only 10 years ago it would defintely be more believable :-b
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Re: No superstar treatment at the DMV

Postby JTWood » Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:34 pm

“I am not sure how they roll in the twin cities,”

How they roll???
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Re: No superstar treatment at the DMV

Postby Madison » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:15 pm

Snakes Gould wrote:very funny read. im disappointed to find out that the website is fake news, but still funny nonetheless.


That was a fake story? Blast! :-[
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Re: No superstar treatment at the DMV

Postby Another Blown Save » Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:38 pm

Funny story, even if it's not real
The whole time I was reading, the only could I think was that Primus song :-b
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Re: No superstar treatment at the DMV

Postby Lofunzo » Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:22 pm

Great stuff. ;-D
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