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My Conversation with Jesus

Postby StlSluggers » Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:28 am

As you guys probably know, I am a born-and-raised Christian. Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard having a conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day at work earlier this week.

I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"

To my surprise I heard this reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."

I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil."

And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad".

I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it.

"Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"

He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Senor, but for now, I must finish your lawn."
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Re: My Conversation with Jesus

Postby knapplc » Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:54 am

Nice. :-D
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Re: My Conversation with Jesus

Postby theclefe » Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:20 am

I see what you did there. :-)
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Re: My Conversation with Jesus

Postby Simulacrum » Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:21 am

That one got a smile and a chuckle out of me. :-D ;-D
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Re: My Conversation with Jesus

Postby The Artful Dodger » Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:24 pm

That Jesus is one smart hombre. :-b ;-D
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Postby TheA'sFatLeadoffMan » Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:32 pm

Lol! Great stuff.
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Re: My Conversation with Jesus

Postby CheeseBeger » Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:44 pm

Solid
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Re: My Conversation with Jesus

Postby pokerplaya » Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:08 pm

:-b
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Re: My Conversation with Jesus

Postby Coppermine » Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:13 pm

Haha, awesome! ;-D
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Re: My Conversation with Jesus

Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:55 am

Da Jesus wrote:Nobody [mess] with da Jesus

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