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Re: I'm engaged!

Postby Madison » Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:46 pm

Congrats man! ;-D

Enjoy some time with your woman and do all the things you two want to do (in other words, don't have kids, that boat achor isn't needed!). :*)
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Re: I'm engaged!

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:22 pm

A big CONGRATS Phatferd! ;-D
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Re: I'm engaged!

Postby The Artful Dodger » Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:47 pm

StlSluggers wrote:18 months of engagement?!? I feel for you. My engagement went like this...

Me: "Will you marry me even though we're both in college and poor as snot?"
Her: "Yes!"
Me: "Wanna just get married at the courthouse so we don't have to wait a few years until we have the money?"
Her: "Sure!"

One week later...

Judge: "I know pronounce you man and wife... <under his breath> I'll see you back here in a year for the divorce"

Yeah, the judge was a prick. :-t

Congrats on the happy moment, but you'll understand when I say be prepared for 18 months of non-stop stress from her.

Women are crazy about their weddings. :-o


You're telling me. I was best man at both of my best buddies' weddings and they had gone the whole nine yards with anything and everything; I just wanted to hit myself with a crowbar, they were so lavish and bloody corny. Those ladies just turned into fire-breathing control freaks. My goodness. To this day, they're still paying off the debt, needless to say, which for some reason makes me happy. :-b
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Re: I'm engaged!

Postby bigken117 » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:03 pm

Congrats fred. ;-D

My wife and I were together for more than three years before I finally caved...uh, proposed. It was a summer Sunday morning, and we were hanging out in the kitchen drinking coffee when I told her to close her eyes, I had a surprise. I got down on one knee and told her she could open them. When she called my mom and told her I could hear her screaming through the phone. My wife did not see it coming. She later told me she thought I was going to pull my **** out trying to be funny :-b
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Re: I'm engaged!

Postby RyanK » Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:49 pm

congrats man... does this happen to be that waitress?
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Re: I'm engaged!

Postby ukrneal » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:12 am

Super news! Congratulations!!
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Re: I'm engaged!

Postby Yoda » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:38 pm

Congrats... for better or worse, the life as you know it is now over.
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Re: I'm engaged!

Postby StlSluggers » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:23 pm

bigken117 wrote:She later told me she thought I was going to pull my **** out trying to be funny :-b

Awww... How romantic... !+)
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Re: I'm engaged!

Postby Simulacrum » Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:01 pm

Big congrats to you and your Phiancé. :-b

Speaking as someone who was recently married.... you sure you don't want to change your mind there, champ?? 8-o :-B
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Re: I'm engaged!

Postby Phatferd » Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:35 am

Simulacrum wrote:Big congrats to you and your Phiancé. :-b

Speaking as someone who was recently married.... you sure you don't want to change your mind there, champ?? 8-o :-B


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