Enjoy some time with your woman and do all the things you two want to do (in other words, don't have kids, that boat achor isn't needed!).
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
StlSluggers wrote:18 months of engagement?!? I feel for you. My engagement went like this...
Me: "Will you marry me even though we're both in college and poor as snot?" Her: "Yes!" Me: "Wanna just get married at the courthouse so we don't have to wait a few years until we have the money?" Her: "Sure!"
One week later...
Judge: "I know pronounce you man and wife... <under his breath> I'll see you back here in a year for the divorce"
Yeah, the judge was a prick.
Congrats on the happy moment, but you'll understand when I say be prepared for 18 months of non-stop stress from her.
Women are crazy about their weddings.
You're telling me. I was best man at both of my best buddies' weddings and they had gone the whole nine yards with anything and everything; I just wanted to hit myself with a crowbar, they were so lavish and bloody corny. Those ladies just turned into fire-breathing control freaks. My goodness. To this day, they're still paying off the debt, needless to say, which for some reason makes me happy.
My wife and I were together for more than three years before I finally caved...uh, proposed. It was a summer Sunday morning, and we were hanging out in the kitchen drinking coffee when I told her to close her eyes, I had a surprise. I got down on one knee and told her she could open them. When she called my mom and told her I could hear her screaming through the phone. My wife did not see it coming. She later told me she thought I was going to pull my **** out trying to be funny
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