18 months of engagement?!? I feel for you. My engagement went like this...
Me: "Will you marry me even though we're both in college and poor as snot?"
Her: "Yes!"
Me: "Wanna just get married at the courthouse so we don't have to wait a few years until we have the money?"
Her: "Sure!"
One week later...
Judge: "I know pronounce you man and wife... <under his breath> I'll see you back here in a year for the divorce"
Yeah, the judge was a prick.
Congrats on the happy moment, but you'll understand when I say be prepared for 18 months of non-stop stress from her.
Women are crazy about their weddings.
