out of character: Hey Mookie, my name is bleach, not BELCH
I am shocked to hear about the two deaths. While I did not know either of them intimately, I would be honored to handle their funeral services. Do not concern yourselves with the cost, in a time like this the grieving parties should not be worried about trivial matters like that. I will take care of everything.
However, it is important that J35J fully investigate the murders so that the perpetrators will face justice and the dead can rest in peace. But we all know that J35J can use all the help he can get <snicker> so everyone, please help out.
"And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that lord of Castamere. But now the rains weep o'er his hall, with no one there to hear." - The Rains of Castamere