I'm the Biggest Nerd Ever

[StlSluggers]

Because this is cracking me up to no end.

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "Hello world!"
KTHXBYE

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
VISIBLE VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP[6]
KTHXBYE

[Tavish]

Wow and I thought Visual Basic was a crappy language. If I ever catch myself writing

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IZ MIA VAR?
VISIBLE PBKAC
KTHXBYE

instead of

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if(!var) {
perror("NULL variable");
exit(0);
}


I will find another line of work.

[The Artful Dodger]

I really like this part:

Loops are created with IM IN YR label, and ended with KTHX. Loops lack counters or conditions, and thus do not cease inherently. They must be manually broken with the GTFO command.

Here's another code example:

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ON CATURDAY
   IM IN YR BED
      I IZ SLEEPIN!!10
      VISIBLE "Z!"
   KTHX
KTHXBYE

Ah, this reminds me of that compiler construction course I had taken in college.

Interesting language. I guess you can say it's as simplified in its syntax as Python and Ruby are?

[brewcrew4you]

I wish it had a "All your base are belong to us" command

[The Artful Dodger]

I wish it had a "All your base are belong to us" command

They're going to have a "This is Spartaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!" command when you initalize objects.

[Snakes Gould]

i guess im not a nerd because i have no idea what your guys are talking about.



except, all your base are belong to us.

[Tavish]

i guess im not a nerd because i have no idea what your guys are talking about.



except, all your base are belong to us.

Don't worry about the lack of programming knowledge. You have 7500+ posts on a Fantasy Baseball site, you are still qualified for nerd status.

[JTWood]

i guess im not a nerd because i have no idea what your guys are talking about.



except, all your base are belong to us.

Don't worry about the lack of programming knowledge. You have 7500+ posts on a Fantasy Baseball site, you are still qualified for nerd status.

[Snakes Gould]

i guess im not a nerd because i have no idea what your guys are talking about.



except, all your base are belong to us.

Don't worry about the lack of programming knowledge. You have 7500+ posts on a Fantasy Baseball site, you are still qualified for nerd status.

touche.