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I'm the Biggest Nerd Ever

Postby StlSluggers » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:03 pm

Because this is cracking me up to no end.

LOLCODE wrote:HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "Hello world!"
KTHXBYE

LOLCODE wrote:HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
VISIBLE VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP[6]
KTHXBYE

:-D :-D :-D
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Re: I'm the Biggest Nerd Ever

Postby Tavish » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:34 pm

Wow and I thought Visual Basic was a crappy language. If I ever catch myself writing

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IZ MIA VAR?
VISIBLE PBKAC
KTHXBYE


instead of

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if(!var) {
perror("NULL variable");
exit(0);
}


I will find another line of work.
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Re: I'm the Biggest Nerd Ever

Postby The Artful Dodger » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:47 pm

I really like this part:

Loops are created with IM IN YR label, and ended with KTHX. Loops lack counters or conditions, and thus do not cease inherently. They must be manually broken with the GTFO command.


:-D

Here's another code example:

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ON CATURDAY
   IM IN YR BED
      I IZ SLEEPIN!!10
      VISIBLE "Z!"
   KTHX
KTHXBYE


Ah, this reminds me of that compiler construction course I had taken in college.

Interesting language. I guess you can say it's as simplified in its syntax as Python and Ruby are? :-b ;-7
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Re: I'm the Biggest Nerd Ever

Postby brewcrew4you » Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:22 pm

I wish it had a "All your base are belong to us" command
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Re: I'm the Biggest Nerd Ever

Postby The Artful Dodger » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:10 pm

brewcrew4you wrote:I wish it had a "All your base are belong to us" command


They're going to have a "This is Spartaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!" command when you initalize objects.
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Re: I'm the Biggest Nerd Ever

Postby Tavish » Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:43 pm

Snakes Gould wrote:i guess im not a nerd because i have no idea what your guys are talking about.



except, all your base are belong to us.

Don't worry about the lack of programming knowledge. You have 7500+ posts on a Fantasy Baseball site, you are still qualified for nerd status. :-D
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Re: I'm the Biggest Nerd Ever

Postby JTWood » Sat Oct 06, 2007 8:34 am

Tavish wrote:
Snakes Gould wrote:i guess im not a nerd because i have no idea what your guys are talking about.



except, all your base are belong to us.

Don't worry about the lack of programming knowledge. You have 7500+ posts on a Fantasy Baseball site, you are still qualified for nerd status. :-D

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