What the Heck Happened to Tom Cruise?

[StlSluggers]

Ok, I read some of the wikipedia article and watched the video. What did Earth do to Xenu?

Well, he is imprisoned in the Pyrenees courtesy of an Energizer battery. That would irritate me.

[knapplc]

I don't know much about this guy, but shouldn't he be kind of dead after 75 million years? How is he still alive?

[Pacman]

I think I heard on a report out of South Park, Colorado, that Cruise's shelter was actually in his closet... and once he goes in, he's not coming out of the closet... no matter what.

[zepfan]

I think I heard on a report out of South Park, Colorado, that Cruise's shelter was actually in his closet... and once he goes in, he's not coming out of the closet... no matter what.

Maybe they can send John Travolta to try to get him out.