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What the Heck Happened to Tom Cruise?

Postby JRM4833 » Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:17 am

Seriously . . . I mean I have a bunker to protect myself from alien attacks, but I only spent a couple hundred grand on it. :-b

Tom Cruise building '£5m bunker to protect against alien attack'

Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.

The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.

According to American magazine Star, a source said: "Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate."

"It's a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter."

The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.

A spokesperson for the actor has denied the reports, saying: "This is completely untrue. He is not building on his property at all."

The 45-year-old is currently filming World War II movie Rubicon (formerly known as Valkyrie) in Germany, where he is regularly joined on set by Katie and Suri.

Tom plays German hero Colonel Claus Graf Schenk von Stauffenberg in the wartime thriller surrounding a failed plot by high-ranking military officers to blow up Hitler and has come under attack for his decision to do so as well as his religious beliefs.

The controversial film depicts the ill-fated plan to blow up the dictator on July 20, 1944, which he survived, with the plotters subsequently paying with their lives.


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Re: What the Hell Happened to Tom Cruise?

Postby josebach » Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:24 am

He's a wacko, no doubt, but the source is "unidentified" and his publicist said it wasn't true. This to me means I think he's no more wacko than I did before I read this story.
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Re: What the Hell Happened to Tom Cruise?

Postby Yoda » Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:30 am

He is schizo... Can't stand him anymore.
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Re: What the Hell Happened to Tom Cruise?

Postby Art Vandelay » Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:36 am

An unsubstantiated report from a nameless source in Star magazine. I'll need to see the schematic before I buy into this one.
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Re: What the Heck Happened to Tom Cruise?

Postby Madison » Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:41 am

deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.


Revenge? What did Earth do to Xenu?

And do I really want to know? :-o





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Re: What the Heck Happened to Tom Cruise?

Postby JRM4833 » Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:42 pm

Madison wrote:
deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.


Revenge? What did Earth do to Xenu?

And do I really want to know? :-o

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Xenu and aliens is, in part, what scientology is based on.

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Re: What the Hell Happened to Tom Cruise?

Postby The Artful Dodger » Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:45 pm

Yoda wrote:He is schizo... Can't stand him anymore.


Nah, he's just a scientologist. Cut him some slack. ;-7

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Re: What the Heck Happened to Tom Cruise?

Postby knapplc » Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:50 pm

:-?

Isn't the Star one of those checkout line rags? Isn't this like posting stories from the National Enquirer?
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Postby StlSluggers » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:07 pm

This is cracking me up. :-b
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Re: What the Heck Happened to Tom Cruise?

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:12 pm

Man, Xenu sounds like a bad dude. I better get cracking on my own bunker. Anybody have any links to some good plans?
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