Seriously . . . I mean I have a bunker to protect myself from alien attacks, but I only spent a couple hundred grand on it.
Tom Cruise building '£5m bunker to protect against alien attack'
Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.
The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.
According to American magazine Star, a source said: "Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate."
"It's a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter."
The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.
A spokesperson for the actor has denied the reports, saying: "This is completely untrue. He is not building on his property at all."
The 45-year-old is currently filming World War II movie Rubicon (formerly known as Valkyrie) in Germany, where he is regularly joined on set by Katie and Suri.
Tom plays German hero Colonel Claus Graf Schenk von Stauffenberg in the wartime thriller surrounding a failed plot by high-ranking military officers to blow up Hitler and has come under attack for his decision to do so as well as his religious beliefs.
The controversial film depicts the ill-fated plan to blow up the dictator on July 20, 1944, which he survived, with the plotters subsequently paying with their lives.
He's a wacko, no doubt, but the source is "unidentified" and his publicist said it wasn't true. This to me means I think he's no more wacko than I did before I read this story.
deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.
Revenge? What did Earth do to Xenu?
And do I really want to know?
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
Yoda wrote:He is schizo... Can't stand him anymore.
Nah, he's just a scientologist. Cut him some slack.
My office is surrounded by scientologist institutions. The museum of Psychiatry: An Industry of Death to the west, the main Scientology Church to the north, and northwest of here, some place where you take IQ tests and all sorts of other wacky tests.
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