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"Dead" Man Wakes Up During Autopsy

Postby StlSluggers » Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:39 am

Yahoo.com wrote:CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.

Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to stitch up the incision on his face.

"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.

His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.
Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document ordering the autopsy.

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Re: "Dead" Man Wakes Up During Autopsy

Postby Snakes Gould » Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:09 pm

i couldnt even imagine the lawsuit if this was in the us.
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Re: "Dead" Man Wakes Up During Autopsy

Postby Mookie4ever » Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:30 pm

Gary Bettman should hire that doctor to operate on the NHL :-/
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Re: "Dead" Man Wakes Up During Autopsy

Postby Madison » Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:03 pm

Oh Wow! 8-o

Now that's just terrible. :-o
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Re: "Dead" Man Wakes Up During Autopsy

Postby markj11 » Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:16 pm

I don't even think cutting the face is part of the procedure.
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Re: "Dead" Man Wakes Up During Autopsy

Postby smoovethug » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:42 pm

Snakes Gould wrote:i couldnt even imagine the lawsuit if this was in the us.


This was the first thought I had.
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Re: "Dead" Man Wakes Up During Autopsy

Postby speedy27 » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:04 pm

sounds like a Nip/Tuck episode...minus the plastic surgery 8-o
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Re: "Dead" Man Wakes Up During Autopsy

Postby Y`s Guy » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:33 pm

I don't understand the need for an autopsy if C.O.D. was an auto accident. !+)

Anyhoot, this was on a CSI episode, too, when the liver-poker guy did the cutting.
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Re: "Dead" Man Wakes Up During Autopsy

Postby pokerplaya » Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:26 am

How? 8-o
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Re: "Dead" Man Wakes Up During Autopsy

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:17 am

bah...they ripped this off of Stephen Kings Nightmares and Dreamscapes
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