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Postby Madison » Wed Feb 11, 2004 11:35 am

PHARMACY
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist
for some arsenic.

He asks, "What for?"

She says, "I want to kill my husband

He says, "Sorry, I can't do that."

She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a
photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife
and hands it to him.

He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby ensanimal » Wed Feb 11, 2004 11:48 am

Good one :-) ;-D
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Postby prodpaul » Wed Feb 11, 2004 12:40 pm

Yeah but what was the co-pay :-D
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Postby Brokentusks9 » Wed Feb 11, 2004 12:54 pm

Hahahahahaaha, great one! :-D
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Postby kentx12 » Wed Feb 11, 2004 2:09 pm

lmao ;-D
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Postby Andy1234 » Wed Feb 11, 2004 2:26 pm

LOL
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Wed Feb 11, 2004 4:55 pm

lol
Lets Go patsox!

yay! sox win!!!
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him and pokey
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Postby trevisc » Thu Feb 12, 2004 11:45 am

HAHAHA!

that's a good one!

;-D
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