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by Madison » Wed Feb 11, 2004 11:35 am

PHARMACY
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist
for some arsenic.

He asks, "What for?"

She says, "I want to kill my husband

He says, "Sorry, I can't do that."

She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a
photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife
and hands it to him.

He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."

Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....

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by ensanimal » Wed Feb 11, 2004 11:48 am

Good one

:-)

;-D

VOTE NOW! Which 3B?

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by prodpaul » Wed Feb 11, 2004 12:40 pm

Yeah but what was the co-pay :-D

:-D

Tetelestai

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by Brokentusks9 » Wed Feb 11, 2004 12:54 pm

Hahahahahaaha, great one! :-D

:-D

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by kentx12 » Wed Feb 11, 2004 2:09 pm

lmao

;-D

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by Andy1234 » Wed Feb 11, 2004 2:26 pm

LOL

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by Sox FANatic001 » Wed Feb 11, 2004 4:55 pm

lol

Lets Go patsox!

yay! sox win!!!
bambino-1918-2004
Rest In Pain ;-)

Big David Ortiz Rocks my socks off
him and pokey

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by trevisc » Thu Feb 12, 2004 11:45 am

HAHAHA!

that's a good one!

;-D

;-D

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