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Postby Lofunzo » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:23 pm

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me
It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got

more than a pleasant view.

She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little"sister called and asked me to come over to check the

wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got

married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come
up and get me."

I was stunned - frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

She pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all

clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for
a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:







Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Re: CUTE

Postby josebach » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:35 pm

Nice! :-b
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Postby pdlata » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:35 pm

Lol that is really funny. :-b
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:51 pm

:-b Nice. ;-D

That's pretty cruel if it were to happen in real life though.
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Postby brewcrew4you » Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:15 pm

that is the saddest story I have ever read :~( :-t :~(
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Postby Big Pimpin » Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:30 pm

I've seen this before, but yeah, it's great. :-b
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Postby sportsguy138 » Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:19 pm

Haha, that's great. :-b
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Postby knapplc » Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:22 pm

That's a pretty clever joke. ;-D
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Re: CUTE

Postby StlSluggers » Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:59 pm

Big Pimpin wrote:I've seen this before, but yeah, it's great. :-b

Yeah, this one's been making the rounds for a few years now.

It's a classic. ;-D
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Re: CUTE

Postby Madison » Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:45 pm

StlSluggers wrote:
Big Pimpin wrote:I've seen this before, but yeah, it's great. :-b

Yeah, this one's been making the rounds for a few years now.

It's a classic. ;-D


Still worth the read and laugh though. :-b ;-D
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