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Joke: The perfect QB

Postby Andy1234 » Mon Feb 09, 2004 8:11 am

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears.
The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted
all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he
couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in
Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young
Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a
hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away. KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY! Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect
arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of
football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan
is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him
what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted
us.
You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've
won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands
of my adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there
are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your
two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and
I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"

The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive
you for making us move to Chicago!"
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Postby kentx12 » Mon Feb 09, 2004 11:08 am

wow :-?
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Postby trevisc » Mon Feb 09, 2004 12:08 pm

:-P

terrible

:-]
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Tue Feb 10, 2004 4:28 am

AAAAARRRGGHHHHHH.......that is all I can say......Image
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Thu Feb 12, 2004 6:12 pm

nice :-b :-b :-b
Lets Go patsox!

yay! sox win!!!
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Postby cwebb » Mon Feb 16, 2004 3:01 pm

And I thought he was just waiting to be invited into the White House :-o
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Postby Madison » Tue Feb 17, 2004 12:22 am

DieHardCubbie wrote:AAAAARRRGGHHHHHH.......that is all I can say......Image


Lol. :-D
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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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