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Why alcohol should be served at work

Postby Andy1234 » Sun Feb 08, 2004 4:12 pm

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to communications that are more honest.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to
hear.
5. It encourages car-pooling. 6. Increase job satisfaction because if
you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the
bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as
gross."
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Postby Shatner8 » Sun Feb 08, 2004 4:12 pm

LOL ;-D
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Postby kentx12 » Sun Feb 08, 2004 5:14 pm

Cute ;-D
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Re: Why alcohol should be served at work

Postby Sox FANatic001 » Sun Feb 08, 2004 7:37 pm

Andy1234 wrote: 16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as
gross."


oh...so thats why people have been giving me an evil eye :-D

nice- i like it
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Postby Madison » Mon Feb 09, 2004 12:11 pm

Sounds good to me. :-D
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Re: Why alcohol should be served at work

Postby DieHardCubbie » Tue Feb 10, 2004 4:30 am

Andy1234 wrote: It leads to communications that are more honest.



Not when talking to the ladies....... :-B
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Postby zombiez » Tue Feb 10, 2004 9:04 am

i'd sell more cars if I could drink at work...... :-°
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Re: Why alcohol should be served at work

Postby wrveres » Tue Feb 10, 2004 5:55 pm

Andy1234 wrote:.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.


nice .. ;-D

we might as well allow 'cocaine' too, just to be fair !!! :-D
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